When do we get Ann's favorite tuna and pasta recipes?

[jberryhill]

What say you:

Mayonnaise or Miracle Whip?

Butter or margarine?

And, why was Jeb Bush on about milk?

[Summer Hathaway]

1. Start with one pound of

prime-grade tuna caught by the captain of a seven-million-dollar yacht, mix with pasta made from wheat grown on the grounds of your own villa in Italy, blend with ..."

And that's as much as You People are going to get of the recipe.

[jberryhill]

2. Is the tuna dolphin safe?

[Summer Hathaway]

3. I don't know.

Is one supposed to care about such things?

[jberryhill]

4. Ha! You are an impostor

Line-caught tuna doesn't endanger dolphins.

You don't get your dolphin from, ew, a net, where your dolphin was mixed in with other people's dolphins!

Sorry, Charlie.

[leveymg]

5. This is about as close as Ann's ever going to get to tuna salad>

[chollybocker]

6. They even tried to convert the French to tuna and pasta.

But the French people mocked them, and instead dined on wine and cheese and baguettes and elderberries, and would rudely ask them, "arrêtez de bloquez le coin du rue, svp, avec vos maudit pamphlets," and that's when Mitt learned how to curse in French. It was an epiphany for Ann; she soon dove head-first into the fondue craze, yet no souls were saved. Mitt was determined to...

Someone pick it up from here? brb?

[jberryhill]

9. ...build healthy bodies 12 ways. So,

[laundry_queen]

10. LOL

maudit pamphlets! Wasn't expecting that.

[longship]

7. Tuna Hot Dish ala Garrison Keillor (I think)

Canned tuna (your choice)
Condensed Cream of Mushroom soup
Frozen peas
Carrots (if you wish)
Egg noodles
Bread crumbs (topping)

Boil noodles and assemble ingredients and stir in a cassarole. Top with bread crumbs and bake until it's bubbly and a bit crisp on the top.

I fucking love that stuff. Served at church socials everywhere in Lake Wobegon.

on edit: that's real comfort food.

[jberryhill]

8. That doesn't strike me as an "Ann Romney" recipe

[rppper]

11. You mean Ann's maids secret recipe...

NT

[Major Nikon]

12. After she gives her cake recipe to the homeless