"Mexico has agreed to pay for the wall!" . . . Please come CAPTION PresiDented Trump!!
PresiDented Trump is saying: "I just had a beautiful phone call with President Obrador of Mexico and he agreed to pay for the entire border wall between our two countries. . . . I know a lot of liberals and fake news-people don't want to hear that, but it's true. . . . He said he'd cut us a check just as soon as pigs can fly, so I'm ordering NASA to develop Porcine Airlines as part of our Space Force."
"Let's get one thing straight; Rudy Giuliani is my personal attorney but what he did in Ukraine, that was on his own, but since we subsequently spoke of it, all of his actions fall under attorney-client privilege. . . . It's really easy to see it you look at it right."