trump calls for civil war, well then, I literally call trump to get on a horse and lead the charge

[Miigwech]

trump is not a man, never was, never will be. trump always has some lackeys fight for him. Take your drubbings like a man trump, or shut the ffffffffffffffffffffff up coward.

[NightWatcher]

1. Sorry, bone spurs. He's already got a note excusing him from the civil war.

[Miigwech]

2. trump never had bone spurs, just heels inserted in his tiny shoes

[Faux pas]

3. Lololol

[gratuitous]

4. Trump's more of a "Let's you and him fight" kind of guy

He likes to talk tough, but he doesn't even fire people to their face. It's through a tweet or he sends someone else to do his dirty work. But he really impresses a certain type of person with his braggadocio, and that type of person is utterly convinced of their own toughness. Sadly (or hilariously) they act on those impulses, and they wind up getting their butts kicked by a 7-year-old girl.

[Miigwech]

7. Hello

[Brainfodder]

5. He'll send his bestest people, just a moment.

[Vinca]

6. I don't know. I might pay to see the orange blob get on a horse. LOL.

[Jeffersons Ghost]

8. K&R for LOL

[madinmaryland]

9. Why would you want to torture a horse like that?