"I know I'm guilty, but what are you?" . . . Please come CAPTION PresiDented Trump!!

[skip fox]

Donald ("You really don't even have the right to speak to me." ) Trump is saying: "Listen, quid pro quo means something about something but it's in Latin so nobody knows for sure. They say it's a dead language, . . . and then look at what happened to the Romans. We know that from history. . . . Excuse me! . . . Excuse me! . . . I'm answering your question if you'd just give me time. . . . And the Romans like the Nazis thought they would rule forever. . . . Notice a trend here? . . . They both knew Latin, that should give you a hint."

[Atticus]

1. YOUR caption is well done. nt

[Johonny]

2. And for another thing, Liddle' Adam Schiff, I call him shifty Schiff, Liddle' Shifty Schiff, with a

hyphen that isn't a hyphen but I don't want to ramble on like a madman about it. I mean, I'm not going to point out how CNN lies. They lie a lot. I call them Liddle' Lying CNN. It's a name. I didn't just create it. I think. The thing we have to focus on here is the crimes. The very real crimes. They are going on. They went on. So they are. I think. Going on. Still. Still going on. These crimes. Liddle' Adam Shifty Schiff doesn't want you to focus on the real crimes. How Joe Biden, a criminal, It's documented. He's a documented criminal. And his son, also a criminal. Were doing so many illegal things in the Ukraine. So many. And that's why Bill Barr, a great patriot, was asking the Chinese, Russians, and Australians for any possible dirt, which I call information, on this matter. Indeed, we feel crowdstrike. Did I say cloudstrike yet. Anyway, plowpike, is yuge. Biggest scandal in America history. Biggest. I shouldn't have to point that out. But it's there. It's out there. It's all out there. This Bowbike thing. Listen to Hannity, he knows all about it. Very smart man. Very smart. Didn't use Cohen to pay of a gay lover at all. Just used him for some real estate deal. Not a gay lover bribe. Internet hacking. It could be done by just a fat guy in his mom's basement, the Ukrainians or say even the the Russians whom I've colluded with for many years, many years ... well, not that last part. It's not that. We know that it's not that. Ask Putin, he'll tell you. He hates 16 year old girls as much as I do. Well, when they speak. I'm talking about them talking. Anyway, enough truth telling. Now let's go meet the Finlander President What's-his-name and talk about great things. Making great things. Don't look at the manufacturing numbers. We're making great things. The deep state doesn't want you to know about. We are putting Alligators with moats on our shared national borders. We. The Finlandites and us. Lots of alligators. Good day. I say good day to you all!

[skip fox]

3. I think you're doomed

to see a cross-eyed world forever.

Should have listened to your mother.

[skip fox]

4. Trump continues:

"Wait a minute. . . . Excuse me! . . . I call them words because they're something to talk with. . . . If I could talk with bubbles or marbles, I might do that. . . . I don't know. . . . I don't like to deal in hyper-thermals. . . . Otherwise, everything that is not different is the same, if you know what I mean. More or less,that is. . . . I don't want to read in The New York Times tomorrow morning 'The President doesn't know what's the same and what's changing.' . . . That's fake news in the making. . . . I can smell it from a mile away . . . Just a second! . . Just a second! . . . I'm getting around to your question. . . . Trust me." . . .