It's Tough To Beat Basic Physics

[Collimator]

Trump and Company can deny the science on climate change all that they want. But some essential principles of the universe keep on working with or without the interpretation or even acknowledgement of mere humans.


Undeniable fact: What goes up, must come down.


This goes for objects like, say-- rocks thrown into the air-- and for worthless excuses for human beings (about as smart as rocks in some cases) whose trajectory has taken them to the heights of power.

[RainCaster]

1. If you poop enough times in your bed...

eventually, it will become nasty and unusable.

[Backseat Driver]

2. At the risk of continuing childish "potty" jokes,

lots of covfefe enemas necessary to eliminate toxic overload. Better a docent gives him a tour of the first Mars exploration rocket with instructions on how to eliminate in long-term (like forever) weightlessness and ducks out a side door before lift-off.