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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsPaul Ryan: I can burrow through an elephant. And what's more,
I wrote all of Shakespeare's Plays and my wife and I wrote the Sonnets.
(with apologies to Monty Python.)
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Paul Ryan: I can burrow through an elephant. And what's more, (Original Post)
PCIntern
Sep 2012
OP
I'm so fast I can turn out the light and be in bed before it gets dark and before Muhammed
aint_no_life_nowhere
Sep 2012
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pnwmom
(108,959 posts)1. And what's more . . .
my Invisibility Cloak is better than Obama's Invisibility Cloak.
stlsaxman
(9,236 posts)2. ... and i shit pure gold.
longship
(40,416 posts)3. That wasn't your claim, was it Mr. Ryan.
Ryan: Yes it was.
MP: I have your claim right here. It says, "I can be thrown off Beachy Head and be buried."
Ryan: No it doesn't. You can't read be writing.
MP: It's typed. We're not going to quibble, Mr. Ryan. Take it away, Beachy Head.
Ryan: No. No. No! Ahhhhhh!
Well, that's approximately the rest of it, as much as I remember.
The Pythons were awesome.
Here's the YaTube:
Can't watch it, not enough BW here.
PCIntern
(25,491 posts)4. Tee-riffic.... Nt
aint_no_life_nowhere
(21,925 posts)5. I'm so fast I can turn out the light and be in bed before it gets dark and before Muhammed
Ali can even think about it.
PCIntern
(25,491 posts)6. He's so fast he hit a line drive and was called out
when it hit him sliding into second base.
PCIntern
(25,491 posts)7. shameless self-Kick in honor of Ryan's latest LIE