"Trump's tiny hands turn me on." . . . Please come CAPTION Sen. Marco Rubio (R FL)!!!

[skip fox]

Marco Rubio is saying: "The President is clearly joking about pulling out of Syria. . . . He's playing you guys like a whore-house piano on a Saturday night. . . . Geez! When will you ever learn?"





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With my big, powerful, genius brain I have combined two news items to create the brilliant CAPTION above: Trump's announced Syria withdrawal (Sept. 8, 2018) and with Marco Rubio's reaction to Trump inviting China to investigate Joe Biden several days earlier.

[underpants]

1. I was just joking about the "just joking" thing

I was without Fox News contact and tried to riff a “owning the libs” bit on my own. Have you seen the other Floridaman Senator? (p)Rick Scott? He really sucks huh? Okay I should just stop talking.

[catbyte]

2. This will always be "Little Marco" to me...

[Zambero]

3. Gulp!

"Where's that water bottle?"

[skip fox]

4. Rubio continutes:

"And when Trump calls me 'Little Marco,' I get wet and wood at the same time."

[rockfordfile]

5. "Putin I need your help next year"

[TheBlackAdder]

6. I just finished my prostate exam, with tears in my eyes, I wish my proctologist had Trump's hands.

[skip fox]

7. M.R. continues:

"In fact he was spastic!"