Melania Trump breaks ground on new Presidential bunker at White House

[guillaumeb]

From the article:

First lady Melania Trump announced on Tuesday afternoon that she had -- ceremonial shovel in hand -- marked the start of construction for a new White House Presidential bunker on the South Lawn.
"Exciting to break ground on the new Presidential bunker project at the White House today," she tweeted. "Thank you to all who will help in making this legacy piece possible for future first crime families to gather at and hide from law enforcement and enraged citizens for years to come."

Shortly after Melania Trump's tweet, her office sent out a press release stating the new pavilion will be funded by the many
criminal associates of the current President. The donors were not listed. The release also said the project was "fueled by Mrs. Trump's passion to provide a functional bunker for all first crime families and to hold off the authorities until the current President is rescued by Vladimir Putin.."

To read more about the Presidential bunker under construction:

https://www.cnn.com/2019/10/08/politics/melania-trump-tennis-white-house/index.html

Note: Alert readers will see that I slightly altered the original article to provide some entertainment for DU readers.

Enjoy.

Guill

[guillaumeb]

1. This is, of course, satire.

Putin would never rescue Trump if we were to be indicted, arrested and tried.

[Turbineguy]

3. ".... the Secretary will disavow all knowledge of your actions...."

Like all trump's men, trump will be on his own.

[guillaumeb]

5. Exactly.

Trump cannot realize that he has no friends, only accomplices.

[Dennis Donovan]

2. Fuhrerbunker

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/F%C3%BChrerbunker

The Führerbunker (German pronunciation: [ˈfyːʁɐˌbʊŋkɐ]) was an air raid shelter located near the Reich Chancellery in Berlin, Germany. It was part of a subterranean bunker complex constructed in two phases in 1936 and 1944. It was the last of the Führer Headquarters (Führerhauptquartiere) used by Adolf Hitler during World War II.

Hitler took up residence in the Führerbunker on 16 January 1945, and it became the centre of the Nazi regime until the last week of World War II in Europe. Hitler married Eva Braun there on 29 April 1945, less than 40 hours before they committed suicide.

After the war, both the old and new Chancellery buildings were levelled by the Soviets. The underground complex remained largely undisturbed until 1988–89, despite some attempts at demolition. The excavated sections of the old bunker complex were mostly destroyed during reconstruction of that area of Berlin. The site remained unmarked until 2006, when a small plaque was installed with a schematic diagram. Some corridors of the bunker still exist but are sealed off from the public.

Maybe we should check what's UNDERNEATH the tennis shed??

[guillaumeb]

4. Indeed.

Trump is quite delusional. Hitler, while also delusional, had better hair.

[underpants]

6. her signature high heels,

Wow. High heels. She thought if that.

[guillaumeb]

7. An important part of her heritage as a soft core porn model. eom

[Rhiannon12866]

8. I was sure this was The Onion!

[Dennis Donovan]

9. Onion gives up...

How do you parody such a self parody??

[Rhiannon12866]

10. These days, everything reads like The Onion!

[guillaumeb]

12. The Onion is great.

As is Andy Borowitz.

I wanted to see how little I could change the actual story and make it more relevant.

[jberryhill]

11. Lol

[enid602]

13. provisions

I hope Mel stocked up on aderall and British Sudafed; it could be a bumpy ride. And plenty of burders, too.

[guillaumeb]

14. And plenty of soda as well.

To swallow the drugs.

[Cha]

15. In 3 month period #Flotus took 21 trips to NY to get hair done at cost to taxpayers of $675,000

Link to tweet

[guillaumeb]

17. Draining the swamp?

And if Michelle Obama had done the same, imagine what the right would have said.

[Cha]

20. trumps are despicable grifters.. fleecing and

selling the American people down the river out to sea.

[Maru Kitteh]

16. I just don't have time for satire. Bye.

[guillaumeb]

18. I hope that you enjoyed it anyway.

We all need to take time from the endless lunacy of Trump.

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

19. Let's lock them up in it.

[guillaumeb]

21. An excellent idea.

And put Giuliani inside with them.

[liberaltrucker]

22. Lock it from the outside and turn off the ventilation system