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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsJacob Wohl and Jack Burman at it again. Today's target: Ted Cruz
Jacob Wohl and Jack Burman are today accusing Ted Cruz of having an affair with a woman named Kay Feller. A written statement, supposedly from Feller, inclues specific dates which should be able to exonerate Cruz if Wohl and Burman are as sloppy as they have been in the past. Molly Jong-Fast is live-tweeting today's event.
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JHB
(37,158 posts)O Kay Feller.
<rimshot>
Hey, it's just as legit was what these two bozos put out.
2naSalit
(86,502 posts)I find it interesting they are trying so hard while standing on one of their moms' front stoop.
fleur-de-lisa
(14,624 posts)It's hard to hear because it's like a circus . . . a banjo player, people screaming at the morons, and a guy blowing an air horn as the twits attempt to malign Speaker Pelosi.
They are about to introduce the Ted Cruz accuser so she can talk about attending 'swinger parties' with him. Can't make this shit up!
magicarpet
(14,144 posts)The King of Orange is the most normal person in all of Washington D.C.
God Praise Messiah trDump.
fleur-de-lisa
(14,624 posts)She is making disparaging comments about Heidi Cruz's body to hoots and cat-calls from the crowd.
LonePirate
(13,414 posts)fleur-de-lisa
(14,624 posts)Someone asked if it is true that Jacob Wohl fucked his mother.
Midnight Writer
(21,737 posts)struggle4progress
(118,270 posts)fleur-de-lisa
(14,624 posts)dewsgirl
(14,961 posts)I wonder why they targeted Ted Cruz this time? Odd.
The Genealogist
(4,723 posts)These accusations are just off the wall nonsense. I can't stand Ted Cruz, but I find this story to be highly unlikely. Teddy boy has plenty of real stains on his character.
fleur-de-lisa
(14,624 posts)In her statement, the woman listed specific dates and locations for her trysts with Cruz. Should be easy to disprove.
The Genealogist
(4,723 posts)Although knowing the deplorables, he'd probably go up in their estimation if he did get caught horsing around with another woman.
fleur-de-lisa
(14,624 posts)Siwsan
(26,256 posts)mahatmakanejeeves
(57,371 posts)yellowcanine
(35,698 posts)fleur-de-lisa
(14,624 posts)mahatmakanejeeves
(57,371 posts)Hong Kong Cavalier
(4,572 posts)I should just find a gif of Daffy hitting the tree over and over again.
Pendrench
(1,356 posts)Sums them up quite well
Tim
cojoel
(957 posts)After that everyone in the town ignored him. Why is anybody paying attention to these dudes?
fleur-de-lisa
(14,624 posts)skypilot
(8,852 posts)...I kinda don't think that these guys are serious. I watched some of that "press conference" where they were claiming that Elizabeth Warren got freaky with some rent boy and I could see Wohl trying to suppress a smile a couple of times.
catrose
(5,065 posts)I read an article about him that said his goal was to see how far he could push this stuff. So every article, tweet, etc. about him just makes him happier.
salin
(48,955 posts)To be able to say this is about getting truth, not about smearing democrats?
All I know is that I was at a coffee shop, and overheard some hipsters say.... (insert insane claim about Wohl)
Vogon_Glory
(9,114 posts)And if Donnie strokes out or has a mental breakdown, Cruz might go for the 2020 Republican presidential nomination. And as much as I dislike Cruz and want to see Wohl and his buddies in prison Orange, whos to say that theyre wrong about that?
salin
(48,955 posts)snowybirdie
(5,222 posts)when these idiots summon them? Are they do desperate for a scoop? Very unprofessional imo. Real reporters don't do fraud!
BumRushDaShow
(128,726 posts)and others do it for the ridicule factor.
I remember posting about their last fiasco and some of the comments from one of the reporters from the Daily Beast who attended - https://www.democraticunderground.com/100212537339
By Avi Selk
Oct. 2, 2019 at 1:41 p.m. EDT
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The half-dozen reporters, photographers and hecklers gathered on the sidewalk did not think Burkman had any idea who the whistleblower was. Most had been to prior news conferences arranged by the lobbyist and his 21-year-old sidekick, Jacob Wohl self-styled investigators who routinely announce they have discovered smoking-gun revelations against Trumps rivals, then humiliate themselves when they fail to produce any evidence.
Theyre just fascinating characters. Theyre constant liars is what they are, said Zachary Petrizzo, a student at George Mason University, after watching Wohl haul a flat-screen TV onto the front steps on Tuesday morning. (Wohl has admitted to promoting false information when it helps the president.) People follow it just because of how stupid it is, said Petrizzo, who had previously attended two awkward Wohl-Burkman events.
For their first one, last November, Burkman and Wohl managed to fill a Holiday Inn conference room by claiming they would introduce a woman who had accused special counsel Robert S. Mueller III of rape. The woman never showed, leaving the assembled reporters to report on Burkmans face sweat and open fly. The pairs most recent presser, in May also held on Burkmans front stoop drew only a dozen reporters, who accused the pair of fabricating sexual assault allegations against a Democratic presidential candidate and laughed when a garbage truck rolled up to the curb mid-event.
Tuesdays crowd was even smaller half a dozen reporters and photographers gathered around the garbage cans, many openly derisive of Burkman and Wohl, who had spent preceding days hyping a $50,000 reward for the whistleblowers name. This is rapidly reaching diminishing returns, said Daily Beast reporter Will Sommer, who has religiously covered the pairs fumbles. Each time I expect, you know, maybe this time theyll have it. But, of course I should know better by now.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/style/the-decline-of-the-jack-burkman-jacob-wohl-news-conference/2019/10/02/57f6539a-e52a-11e9-a6e8-8759c5c7f608_story.html
(Geez... it doesn't feel like I posted that at the beginning of this month. Feels like it was a couple months ago. )
Clash City Rocker
(3,396 posts)Thats the best explanation for this that I am think of.
mahatmakanejeeves
(57,371 posts)UTUSN
(70,671 posts)flotsam
(3,268 posts)They know that trump is cooked and there's a good shot that Cruz runs in 2020. There is evidence floating around that Cruz is in fact a swinger. Some really smart operator realizes the best possible way to defang the evidence is for the two "cry wolf" boys to continue their nonsense-then next year when rumors appear knowledgeable Democrats scoff...
File it under "nutz but possible"
eppur_se_muova
(36,257 posts)Nevilledog
(51,059 posts)Takket
(21,550 posts)They probably recruited the accuser and drew Cruzs name out of a hat as the lucky perpetrator five minutes before the show.
NCLefty
(3,678 posts)mahatmakanejeeves
(57,371 posts)We are very pleased that the country now knows the truth about Sen. Ted Cruzs exotic sex life
All politicians must come to 1599 and submit to our rigorous vetting
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