Just Say No . . . to Socilism:

[coalition_unwilling]

I swear you just can't make this shit up! Belongs next to the 'Get a Brain Morans' series, imo.

[NightWatcher]

1. say YES to free socialized college (and/or mental health care)

[Iris]

56. Your second thought was my first,

I really question the mental health of some of these people. At best, there must be some sort of developmental delay or impairment.

[Cleita]

2. Somebody should compile a video of those. n/t

[DeSwiss]

23. Ask.....

...and it shall be given.

[TahitiNut]

30. It explains why they rely on "common cents" ... having little else.

I wonder what they'll do when they realize that's "commonism."

[Spitfire of ATJ]

31. Actually, they suffer from common scents.

[TahitiNut]

47. I stink you're right.

Actually, I think and you're left but I regress.



I've enjoyed malapropisms, spoonerisms, and all such word play since I first read Benchley when I was a pre-teen. That's when I fell in love with libraries and dreamt of reading every book in there. (I'm still working on that.)

[Spitfire of ATJ]

49. We used to have the folks from alt.humor.puns drift in.

So far the fish joke guys aren't pulling their weight. Maybe they should see a psychiatrist I know. He is called Dr. Jacques Codstew, but they have to be careful with him. He is hard of herring....

that SMELT!! even if you did do it just for the halibut. Good thing he's a psychiatrist, tho -- in a slightly different specialty he could have been a sturgeon.

I'll quit floundering around -- anybody got any moray good lines?

listen CHUM i'm tired of swimming around in your school. I'll wait with BAITed breath for your next line --

You're not the sole proprietor of these things. I heard one in a Salmon Dave song, and I even saw one in a Marlin Brando movie.

Personally, I don't see the porpoise.

[DeSwiss]

42. I saw what you did there....

- Although, by the time they realize it's commonism, humanity will already be exstink.....

[xtraxritical]

35. Thank you DeSwiss, kicked and recommended.

[DeSwiss]

40. De nada.

This one's gratis.....

''The petty right and the bumbling left find themselves unexpectedly meeting one another these days, as they navigate the craters of our bombed out economic landscape.

Were it not for the ideological war in progress (it's not a cultural war, no matter what the university pundits say, it's a capitalist state sponsored ideological war), they would probably form a powerful combined populist movement that would scare Washington right out of its silk shorts. Naturally, political strategists on both sides do everything possible to keep the rank and file from discovering the growing overlap of liberal and conservative thinking (or in some cases, nonthinking).

Not many working people on either side still believe that what is good for Wall Street is good for Main Street, or that very much trickles down from Wall Street to our level. No matter how much money we sweat for, or borrow -- or Congress borrows in our name without ever asking us -- and throw at Wall Street, the money sticks up there on the fortieth floor.

Then it disappears into that bizarro funhouse mirror of the real economy, the virtual economy -- euphemistically called banking and investment and the market. Our market system of "investment" is based upon getting in at the right moment, grabbing other people's money, then getting out fast. Which pretty much describes the key elements a bank heist.''

~Joe Bageant, From Wall Street To Skank Street

RIP - Joe Bageant, (1946-2011)

- Joe knew. He tried to tell us even as he left the stage. He tried to tell us that we have to learn to love one another. No matter how hard we think it'll be. All are ONE.......

[coalition_unwilling]

39. Thanks for both these clips, now posted and shared on my FB page - n/t

[DeSwiss]

43. You're welcome!

- And here's a sign for the Teabillies that's spelled correctly:

[Cleita]

44. Oh those are great.

The music in the background is perfect. Thanks DeSwiss.

[Oilwellian]

48. I'll add my own

[Cleita]

60. *facepalm*

*facepalm*

How ignorant we must look to the world. Why can't these morons use spell check? It's so easy. Run your slogan through spell check before you paint a sign and show the world what an idiot you are.

[mick063]

3. Teabillies

Last edited Mon Sep 3, 2012, 10:20 PM - Edit history (1)

The tag is so appropriate.

[freshwest]

4. Comrades all say 'Nyet to Socilism.' It's resistant to antibiotics, I heard.

Socialism, spelled correctly and not taken to an extreme, is okay for your health in most instances. Like Medicare, etc.

[MrScorpio]

5. What is So-CHEE-Liz-Em, by the way? nt

[Permanut]

6. Well, I guess some of our children isn't learning. n/t

[Comrade_McKenzie]

7. Say yes to nationalized banks, a green economy, and cooperation over competition. nt

[xtraxritical]

36. Let's not forget free higher education too. These dolts really need it!

All the Democratic Socialist nations are ahead of the USA in every metric for quality of life and probabilities of upward mobility. The only things the USA excels at are wasteful defense spending and weapons sales.

[flvegan]

8. This sort of disrespect to South Central Illinois is somthing not to be tolerated. n/t

[coalition_unwilling]

41. LMAO-Thread winner, beyond a doubt! - n/t

[riderinthestorm]

9. Actually I like a little "socil" every now and then....

[jimlup]

10. seriously? What a moran!

[HughBeaumont]

11. Someone take Bourbon Billy's crayons away; his kid's meal is finished.

[rbrnmw]

12. Just Say No To Illiteracy nt

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

13. And, Scholocism!

[Chorophyll]

14. Give him a break. He only left out one letter.

What can you expect from a guy whose president is a hugh muslin? He has no time to worry about are lanaguage.

ETA: (sic)

[rbrnmw]

15. How can they expect anyone to take them seriously?

When they don't even care enough to take time to spell-check. Someone in Charlotte ought to go to the Dollar Tree and buy some dictionaries to pass out to them.

[Skittles]

16. you can just bet that somehow, some way....

someone is supporting that person

[hay rick]

17. Real ignorance is worse than just bad spelling.

Real ignorance would be the millions of people- many of them excellent spellers- who will tell you with a straight face that Obama is a socialist.

[SammyWinstonJack]

59. That would be my teabagger neighbor. The one who listens to glen beck and watches

fox 'news'.

[DavidDvorkin]

18. Rule by Socils! That does sound frightening.

[BarackTheVote]

32. Is *that* Invisible Obama's ideology? NT

[calimary]

34. Could be! And Welcome to DU!

Glad you're here! Visible as can be!



Now get to work.

[ElboRuum]

19. I can do nothing but cast asparagus at this.

You know, how many "hey, I'm a dumb Republican fuckwit who can't spell" pictures do we need on the internet before these idiots start double checking their spelling?

[Iris]

57. This post just made my day!

I needed a good laugh!

[ElboRuum]

20. Jebuz!!11!!

"Look dude, he's not a socialist. Do you know what socialism even is? Shit, I bet you can't even spell soc... ...nevermind."

[ejbr]

21. ok, no to socilism, but yes to socialism... n/t

[Jamastiene]

22. ...

Good one.

[Octafish]

24. Nationilize D-fence

Energy, too.

[flamingdem]

25. oh nooo - we have a new version of "Get a Brain Moran"

the gift that keeps on giving

[tomm2thumbs]

26. I'm a social drinker - if you are having a drink... so-cial I !!

I hope the person wearing it wasn't the one who wrote it -- definitely a badge of shame

[magic59]

27. I think he's president of the T-Party

Educated by The Glenn Beck Charter School.

[WillyT]

28. Isn't That A Boner Enhancement Drug ???

[_Liann_]

29. Socilist edujkasion is the wurst.

[chknltl]

33. He already said no to Edukashin.

Probably can't even 'cypher gozinta' either.

[progressoid]

37. I agree. No more Socils for me.

[entanglement]

38. Thou shalt not cast asparagus...

[Bucky]

45. Haha, that dumbass misspelled soshulism!

[cascadiance]

46. Some more from this same crowd? Perhaps some hate those living in So Cal?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/products.php?term=SOCILISM&defid=5235233

http://www.urbandictionary.com/products.php?term=Socalist&defid=4361343

http://www.zazzle.com/socalists_spreading_the_wealth_greeting_card-137671558007741401

http://www.change.org/petitions/end-obama-s-socalist-agenda

http://www.wallstreetoasis.com/forums/obamas-socalist-agenda-in-action

http://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.52489721708.64814.52486296708&type=3

http://api.plixi.com/api/tpapi.svc/imagefromurl?size=medium&url=http://lockerz.com/s/212961745

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1110642385?SubscriptionId=0QCHRJVSKG6F3BRGBNG2&tag=pbs_00005-20&linkCode=xm2&camp=2025&creative=165953&creativeASIN=1110642385

http://blogs4borders.blogspot.com/2010/10/progressive-seiu-socilist-promotes-12.html

http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_is_a_example_of_socilist_government

http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Which_contries_replaced_authoritarian_socilist_systems_with_capitilsit_systems_after_the_fall_of_the_soviet_union

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20120407062943AAdMsYn

And some didn't want us to have a holiday yesterday...

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20120903133456AA8k9Eo

And we still have some wise people out there...

[malaise]

50. That person said NO to

spelling classes

[sabrina 1]

51. Why does he hate the US Military?

[JHB]

52. Well, "quality is Job 1" is not the teabagger motto...

If you're putting this out to the world as an expression of your views, but can't be bothered to put a little effort into it to check if you have it right, don't complain when you get treated like a moran.



I may have to revive my entrepreneurial idea of attending teabagger rallies with an assortment of markers, tape, correction fluid, glue, a dictionary, a hidden mike, and a bunch of hidden cameras.

[surrealAmerican]

53. Is that written in crayon?

[Initech]

54. Note to Tea Party: if you're going to protest something - spell check.

Otherwise you come off looking completely stupid. Oh wait - you let a news network tell you how and what to think. Never mind.

[LittlestStar]

55. He should tell his 3 year old to quit writing on his clothes. nt

[AZ Progressive]

58. Poor guy, in a socialist America he would've had proper education...

... because he would have equal tax dollars going to his school(s) when he was little, rather than depending on the funding of a poor county to pay for education. Plus, he would have been able to go to college because college would be free.