Now, now ladies... don't all rush at once...

[Soph0571]

This is why right wingers don't support insurance for contraception - they don't need it, 100% fool proof birth control for Trumpists everywhere!

[BlueMTexpat]

1. ...

I'm past my "rushing" days for anyone. Mr Blue and I don't rush much anywhere anymore.

But this one certainly provides an anti-rush now ... and would certainly have in my "rushing" days.

[Scarsdale]

32. He could cause a stampede,

running away from him.

[TheBlackAdder]

49. I haven't seen someone play such an intense game of pocket pool 🎱 in years!

.

That's the odds that those pocket openings don't have pocket linings inside?

Is he going commando too?

.

[Sancho]

2. Halloween??

[TheRealNorth]

3. I have seen carnival barkers with better tastes

And let's just say it how it is- Republicans wrap themselves in the flag because they can't defend their policies and what they do on their merits.

It's a shame because in the process they drag the American flag in the dirt as a consequence.

[Claritie Pixie]

4. THAT is an abomination.

[Ilsa]

5. I suspect he never wore any of these uniforms:

[Soph0571]

18. More likely this one..

[11 Bravo]

6. I'm old enough to remember Abbie Hoffman getting arrested ...

for wearing a flag T-shirt.
Somehow I doubt that this particular young go-getter has never considered putting on a different kind suit ... like a fucking military uniform.

[democratisphere]

7. You mean to tell me the the ladies would pass on a date with Captain America?!

C'mon!

[Poiuyt]

8. U.S. Code 8.Respect for flag

(d)The flag should never be used as wearing apparel, bedding, or drapery. It should never be festooned, drawn back, nor up, in folds, but always allowed to fall free. Bunting of blue, white, and red, always arranged with the blue above, the white in the middle, and the red below, should be used for covering a speaker’s desk, draping the front of the platform, and for decoration in general.
---

(j)No part of the flag should ever be used as a costume or athletic uniform. However, a flag patch may be affixed to the uniform of military personnel, firemen, policemen, and members of patriotic organizations. The flag represents a living country and is itself considered a living thing. Therefore, the lapel flag pin being a replica, should be worn on the left lapel near the heart.

[bdamomma]

44. +10000

nt

[lpbk2713]

9. But he doesn't have an Old Glory lapel pin.

Wardrobe failure.

[keithbvadu2]

43. Flag pin missing?

Does anyone see a flag pin on Ivanka's outfit at the UN?

Have any patriotic republicans complained?

[Hermit-The-Prog]

50. lady on the left

Don't know who she is, but the lady on the left puts a lot of words into that look on her face. Wonder if Kremlin Barbie passing nearby inspired that look.

[Marie Marie]

10. That guy is HOT...

said no woman ever.

[Soph0571]

11. LOL you had me worried there for a minute!

[Marie Marie]

12. ...

[blugbox]

13. You think anyone wants a roundhouse kick to the face

while he's wearin' those bad boys?

Forget about it!!

[mr_lebowski]

33. Reckon he's going home to Starla?

[tavernier]

14. He's being considered for the Joker film sequel.

That will scare you in a dark alley!

[Soph0571]

15. Ooohhh if only I was better @ photoshop

[tavernier]

17. I hear you.

[Vinca]

16. I bet he's one of the Incel guys who can't figure out why he can't get a date.

Imagine the tattoos.

[Soph0571]

19. Gotta be

This



Or this



Or maybe a bit of both

[lunatica]

26. Is that last shot a person's inner thigh?

Who the hell is going to see that except one of his/her kind?

It looks like something out of The Walking Dead.

[Soph0571]

30. I thought it a forearm...

But whatever floats their boat

[mr_lebowski]

35. It's the inside of the right bicep ...

I actually think the artwork's pretty badass ...

[lunatica]

38. It's also wonderfully badassed in The Walking Dead!

Actually I was giving it a compliment. I love that show.

[bdamomma]

46. that's his arm

[lunatica]

51. LOL! The muscles look as big as thigh muscles.

That makes sense now.

[BooScout]

20. Male birth control.

[Talitha]

21. I bet Kellyanne Conway thinks he looks HOT!!!

Remember her inaugural outfit?

[sdfernando]

24. I remember that outfit

made me hungry for a hot dog on a stick.

[Rorey]

28. She'll never live that down.

I got the sense that she just wanted those photos to go away.

[mgardener]

22. This isn't even ignorance

The United States Flag Code establishes advisory rules for display and care of the national flag of the United States of America. It is Chapter 1 of Title 4 of the United States Code (4 U.S.C. § 1 et seq). This is a U.S. federal law, but the penalty described in Title 18 of the United States Code (18 U.S.C. § 700) for failure to comply with it is not enforced. This etiquette is as applied within U.S. jurisdiction. In other countries and places, local etiquette applies

[iluvtennis]

23. a bonafide moron.

[lunatica]

25. He forgot his cross

[trof]

34. Moses invests.

Old joke.

[lunatica]

37. I had to look it up and it gave me a chuckle!

Thanks!

[Rorey]

27. If someone on the left wore that costume

The right wingers would be all over it being disrespectful.

But this bozo is just trying to pretend he's the most patriotic person in the room. Like others have said, he's likely never worn a real military uniform.

[peacebuzzard]

29. July 4th in Dollywood!

And I like Dolly as a person/singer but Pigeon Forge and Sevierville TN has a lot of these fellas......

[Fla Dem]

31. These are the same people who are outraged over a nfl player taking a knee?

This is a disgusting display of disrespect of the American flag. Worse than anything a football player ever did. I am always amazed at how the RW thinks it ok to mangle our national flag.

[mr_lebowski]

36. I'd imagine they'd say it's not 'the flag', it's 'flag-patterned'

Which is different.

[lunatica]

39. Maybe it's a Democrat in camouflage!

[Dem2theMax]

40. I shouldn't have looked.

I just ate dinner, and now I want to

How in the world can he think he looks good?

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

41. Red, white and blue InCel.

[Lucky Luciano]

42. What a dingbat.

[UTUSN]

45. Not to mention desecration of the flag.

[keithbvadu2]

47. Plenty of women for him to date

If you can’t spell 'conservatism,' you might find love on this new dating app for MAGA singles

https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2018/12/5/1817324/-If-you-can-t-spell-conservatism-you-might-find-love-on-this-new-dating-app-for-MAGA-singles

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Dating for Trumpeteers

https://wearerighter.com/press/

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http://bipartisanreports.com/2018/02/17/dating-site-for-trump-supporters-launches-it-couldnt-be-more-pathetic/

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Dating Site For Trump Supporters

http://dailycaller.com/2018/02/05/make-dating-great-again-dating-site-for-trump-supporters-officially-launches/?utm_source=site-share

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(They don’t care if you’re married or not)

Some reports have also noted that, once a person gets past the initial sign-up page, he or she can choose "happily married" or "unhappily married" as a status before finalizing a profile and meeting new potential dates.

http://www.wral.com/nc-couple-pitching-trump-dating-site/17354987/

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A dating website promising to match pro-Trump supporters has removed the main photograph from its homepage after local media identified one of the people portrayed in the image as a North Carolina conservative activist who has a child sex conviction.

http://www.newsweek.com/face-trump-dating-site-dropped-child-sex-conviction-812484

Nice MAGA hats!
….

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http://www.newsweek.com/face-trump-dating-site-dropped-child-sex-conviction-812484

A dating website promising to match pro-Trump supporters has removed the main photograph from its homepage after local media identified one of the people portrayed in the image as a North Carolina conservative activist who has a child sex conviction.

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Our right wingers hate it when their straight conservative republican family values are put on display.

[keithbvadu2]

48. Here's one

[BigMin28]

52. Were that my only choice,

I would give serious consideration to switching teams.

[Trailrider1951]

53. Well, it IS almost Halloween

That getup is worth a roll of Smarties!



Wait, whut? He's serious? THAT'S some scary shite!

[2naSalit]

54. Anybody look at his hat?

It says "Keep America Great" BTW.

Yes, he looks ridiculous but I don't think he's a magat.

[WePurrsevere]

58. "Keep America Great" is a Cult45 thing. They think...

Trump already has made America great again so now they think they need to keep it that way by re-electing the liar 'n thief.

Also note the sign in the back. He's at a Trump rally.

[2naSalit]

59. Well

since you put it that way. I was unaware of the new slogan! Yikes.


Never mind, carry on!

[Blue Owl]

55. Captain 'Murikkka

n/t

[Initech]

56. As Hank Hill said - I don't know whether to laugh or vomit.

[RobinA]

57. I Think I

might have a seizure looking at that.