How about the "Ronald Reagan Presidential Library Protection Act"?
...Since the rampaging California wildfires threaten the area around Saint Ronnie's presidential library in Simi Valley, maybe some Republicans could be convinced to give a crap about that. The library had to close Wednesday due to the Easy Fire, and visitors who were already there sheltered in place until they were able to leave safely.
Mandatory evacuations for the area have been lifted today, but it seems only a matter of time before Saint Ronnie's memorial library will go up in flames if we don't do something! Think of the children!! No, don't think of the children -- Reagan's policies made life much worse for many of them.
But what if there were some policy, or set of policies, that would save this precious tribute to America's beloved cowboy president? You know, some way to reduce the likelihood of rampant wildfires in California...maybe if we put our minds to it we can think of something.