Fireside Chat reading of the Ukraine call "transcript"

[ExciteBike66]

Please please hire Christopher Walken and John Malkovich to do the reading!

[Skidmore]

1. Walken is dead.

You'll have to find someone else.

[MyOwnPeace]

2. "Walken is dead"

As are the chances of IQ45 actually doing it!

[hlthe2b]

3. Christopher Walken is not dead...

????

[dewsgirl]

4. I was like WTH? No way I would miss that, even being mentally

buried in politics. I love Christopher Walken.

[Skidmore]

6. Sorry for the error. I was confusing him with

Alan Rickman.

[PCIntern]

8. That's funny...

When I was a little kid I confused Cary Grant with Clark Gable. My mom corrected me and I said : they’re all the same.
Boy did she give me a lecture.

[Skidmore]

9. LOL Well, both Walken and Rickman

have delivered great performances of villains. Their delivery styles are like sardonic sneers. Rickman's Sheriff of Nottingham is one of my favorite roles. I love Walken's irreverent portrayal of Gabriel in those Prophecy movies.

[ExciteBike66]

10. LOL you scared the crap out of me!

Glad you were wrong though. I also love Alan Rickman but yeah too late for that one.

[JHB]

7. Either you know something the entire rest of the world doesn't...

...or you're confusing him with someone else.

[csziggy]

5. I want Trump to attempt to read the "transcript"

Given how bad he is at reading, he will make a hash out of it.

To make it perfect (using Trump's own word for it) SNL should have Alex Baldwin do it first with all the flourishes he can add.