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Sun Nov 3, 2019, 07:32 PM

WHAT WOULD JESUS SAY REALLY?

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Reply WHAT WOULD JESUS SAY REALLY? (Original post)
Goonch Nov 2019 OP
StarryNite Nov 2019 #1
SterlingPound Nov 2019 #2
Nevilledog Nov 2019 #16
Sugar Smack Nov 2019 #3
Zoonart Nov 2019 #9
Sugar Smack Nov 2019 #15
ck4829 Nov 2019 #4
SterlingPound Nov 2019 #8
LakeArenal Nov 2019 #5
lapfog_1 Nov 2019 #6
dewsgirl Nov 2019 #7
democratisphere Nov 2019 #10
gopiscrap Nov 2019 #11
Adsos Letter Nov 2019 #12
Skittles Nov 2019 #13
Iggo Nov 2019 #14
roamer65 Nov 2019 #17
Goonch Nov 2019 #18
keithbvadu2 Nov 2019 #19
Roland99 Nov 2019 #20
Leith Nov 2019 #21

Response to Goonch (Original post)

Sun Nov 3, 2019, 07:35 PM

1. C R E E P Y

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Response to Goonch (Original post)

Sun Nov 3, 2019, 07:35 PM

2. Jesus Says: Avada Kedavra!!!

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Response to SterlingPound (Reply #2)

Sun Nov 3, 2019, 08:52 PM

16. "snort*

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Response to Goonch (Original post)

Sun Nov 3, 2019, 07:35 PM

3. Jesus would have a cow.



(Max Von Sydow in "Hannah & her Sisters"

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Response to Sugar Smack (Reply #3)

Sun Nov 3, 2019, 07:57 PM

9. I think of this scene all the time.

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Response to Zoonart (Reply #9)

Sun Nov 3, 2019, 08:36 PM

15. I do too. It never gets old!

And they couldn't have found a better man to play Frederick.

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Response to Goonch (Original post)

Sun Nov 3, 2019, 07:36 PM

4. I think Jesus would be confused

It could say "Thank You, Lord FOR JESUS, PRESIDENT TRUMP" or "Thank You, JESUS, FOR LORD PRESIDENT TRUMP" or "Thank You, Lord JESUS, for PRESIDENT TRUMP"

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Response to ck4829 (Reply #4)

Sun Nov 3, 2019, 07:45 PM

8. I think jesus would make a cover of Far Away Eyes

In trumps honor

The Rolling Stones - Far Away Eyes - OFFICIAL PROMO via @YouTube

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Response to Goonch (Original post)

Sun Nov 3, 2019, 07:37 PM

5. 😳☹️🥺😠😤😡🤬

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Response to Goonch (Original post)

Sun Nov 3, 2019, 07:42 PM

6. beware of false phophets

President Josiah Bartlet : "I am the Lord your God. Thou shalt worship no other god before me." Boy, those were the days, huh?

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Response to Goonch (Original post)

Sun Nov 3, 2019, 07:44 PM

7. He is the antithesis of Jesus. The anti Christ if you will.

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Response to Goonch (Original post)

Sun Nov 3, 2019, 08:12 PM

10. "Destroy this temple, and in three days I will raise it up."

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Response to Goonch (Original post)

Sun Nov 3, 2019, 08:26 PM

11. Jesus would puke

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Response to Goonch (Original post)

Sun Nov 3, 2019, 08:30 PM

12. Matthew 7:22


“On judgment day many will say to me, ‘Lord! Lord! We prophesied in your name and cast out demons in your name and performed many miracles in your name.’”

“Then I will say to them, 'I never knew you. Get away from me, you wicked people!'”

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Response to Goonch (Original post)

Sun Nov 3, 2019, 08:32 PM

13. such a diverse crowd

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Response to Goonch (Original post)

Sun Nov 3, 2019, 08:32 PM

14. Whoo-boy! That's a lotta blondes!

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Response to Goonch (Original post)

Sun Nov 3, 2019, 09:15 PM

17. Jesus would be madder than when he threw the moneychangers off the temple steps.

A LOT madder.

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Response to Goonch (Original post)

Sun Nov 3, 2019, 10:00 PM

18. Realy

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Response to Goonch (Original post)

Sun Nov 3, 2019, 11:44 PM

19. and Hitler

and Hitler

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Response to Goonch (Original post)

Sun Nov 3, 2019, 11:46 PM

20. Blessed are the p*ssy grabbers?

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Response to Goonch (Original post)

Mon Nov 4, 2019, 12:08 AM

21. There is so much wrong with that picture

First of all, the woman in the pink tRump hat: the arm just under her left ear. Where is that arm's owner? Is it the woman holding the sign? It's an awkward position if it is. Even more awkward if it isn't.

Same woman in pink hat: the man's arm under her right ear. I hope they know each other.

The whole picture looks like a major photoshop job. It looks like somebody found 50 photos of people smiling while taking pics with cellphones and mashed them all together.

There are arms all over the place that are hard to explain. There is a man to our left of the woman with sunglasses on her head. There is a child's arm reaching up around his neck, but there doesn't seem to be enough room for a child between them.

I'm no expert. This could be an actual, real photograph. But, dang! It's just odd everywhere you look.

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