Romney spokesmodel tells Andrea Greenspan that we're not better off and we built that! USA! USA!

[Amerigo Vespucci]

Funny, I don't remember Ms. Greenspan having a lot of Obama surrogates on her show during the RNC, but I'm sure it was just an oversight. Below: Andrea Saul, talking points specialist.

[librechik]

1. what a horrible robotic liar! To Mrs. Greenspan's credit she tried to correct her

but zombie-eyes just blabbered on, swatting her fact check away like a pesky fly. What a trooper!

[Amerigo Vespucci]

3. The squeaky "valley girl" voice didn't help, either...

I expected every sentence to be punctuated with words like "totally" and "Fer SHER."

[Surya Gayatri]

7. I was waiting for: "And then Romney's like 'You didn't build that' and then

Ryan's like whatever..."

[tjdee]

2. "So why did Mitt Romney say we are doing better?"

That's all she had to say, and lemme guess, she did not.

I'm about to tweet her this very thing.

Whenever ANYONE is asked, they should just agree with what Mitt Romney said.

[librechik]

4. I bet that didn't go out in the daily talking points

nor will it ever.

[tjdee]

5. *Democrats* should be saying this too.

Instead of trying to answer, and saying how complicated it is.

Mitt Romney said it's better. Period.

[madrchsod]

6. can i have some of her HAPPY PILLS!!!

really......what the fuck is up with her eyes?

[reformist2]

9. They've got to be on drugs to say the things they say.

[hifiguy]

8. She looks a little more lifelike than Batshit

Bachmann. Not that I am setting the bar that high in comparison. Same zoned-out eyes. What is it with these zombie-eyed Repigs anyway?

[winstars]

10. "Now go get your fucking shine box!!!" Billy Batts in Goodfellas... is my reply to Ms Saul

Hey, I thought that that guy Ann Coulter wanted her fired??? What happened???