Chuck Norris: Obama Reelection Will Bring '1,000 Years Of Darkness'

[onehandle]

Chuck Norris has offered a dire warning to America, claiming that U.S. citizens face "1,000 years of darkness" if President Obama is reelected for a second term in November.

In a two-minute video posted on his official YouTube channel, which also includes work-out tutorials and promotional appearances for "The Expendables 2," Norris and his wife Gena warn of a "growing concern" that the America we know can be lost forever if Obama is reelected.

“If we look to history, our great country and freedom are under attack,” Norris says. “We’re at a tipping point and, quite possibly, our country as we know it may be lost forever if we don’t change the course in which our country is headed.”

Gena then cites the statistic that in 2008 more than 30 million Evangelical Christians stayed home on Voting Day and Obama won.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/09/04/chuck-norris-obama-reelection-1000-years-of-darkness-mitt-romney_n_1854309.html

Bruce Lee Kills Chuck Norris

[NMDemDist2]

1. no, actually the crazy climate change is gonna do that n/t

[Siwsan]

2. Watching Chuck Norris make a prediction brings 1,000 tears of laughter

I think he too far too many kicks to the head.

[cynatnite]

3. So, America will be around for a 1000 years...

Thanks, Chuckie. That's a relief. The rest of your nutbag buddies think the country will cease to exist if Obama is re-elected.

[Cleita]

4. What's he worried about. He's not going to be around for

1,000 years.

What a pill!

[thelordofhell]

5. So Evangelical Christians will vote for the White Mormon over a Black Christian???

[DropZoneMom]

10. I have SO much respect for Obama for not playing the Mormon card.

I really do -- especially since he's been attacked over his religion nonstop.

Anyone who knows anything about Mormonism knows they're a freakin' CULT. When Mormons die, they get their own universe with their own (populated) planet to rule over. Seriously.

[yellerpup]

17. Even the women?

Do they get to rule after death?

[thelordofhell]

36. No

[yellerpup]

40. I didn't think so. n/t

[former-republican]

19. You must be one of those wacko people

that believe in science.

[bongbong]

41. Don't forget the wimmin'

... you get to have sex with on your planet.

The Mormon cult makes the 72 virgins of Islam look like Romper Room.

[Speck Tater]

6. Whereas the election of Mitt Rmoney will bring the end of all life on earth.

O.K., maybe that's a slight exaggeration, but it's election season and all hyperbole is fair game, right?

[sharp_stick]

7. Why is it that fundies

only seem to be concerned with the thousand years of darkness when a Dem is in office. Shouldn't this asshole and the rest of the end times brigade be hoping for a faster Rapture? I know I am, the sooner jeebus shuttles these fuckheads out the sooner we can enjoy the place.

[onehandle]

8. Bush was only good for eight years of darkness.

Only a Democrat can pull off a thousand years of darkness.

[DawgHouse]

25. This seriously made me laugh out loud.

Thanks!

[SammyWinstonJack]

9. Bat shit -- religious nutjob.

wanna bet the only thing he and wifey are concerned with, is having their federal taxes raised?


Selfish self-absorbed greedheads.

[FiveGoodMen]

11. So vote for Rmoney to play it safe???!!!

What a fucking idiot Chuck is!

[moondust]

12. Poor Chuck, now fighting empty chairs.

So brave...

[Segami]

13. Chuck, when I say duck, you duck!.......3,..4,..5....

[Bernardo de La Paz]

14. But but but ... they want a thousand years of darkness and the antichrist to the Last Judgement.

Besides, they are constantly calling Obama "the One" and the "the Won" (sarcastically of course).

[sibelian]

15. There, there, "Chuck". Never mind.

Pat, pat.

[sakabatou]

16. If only Bruce was alive, he'd kick Chuck's ass again.

[bamacrat]

18. 30Million Evangelicals stayed home.....?

I think not. Had that happened Obama would have won by Reagan '84 margin. I think they turned out big time. Chuck Norris sucks.

[RZM]

20. He lifted that from Reagan, I believe

Ronnie used the phrase in his famous 1964 television speech in support of Goldwater. It's on YouTube.

[Javaman]

21. chuck roundhouse kicks the sun. nt

[Aerows]

22. That darkness

will still be brighter than Bush's Thousand Points of Light bullshit turned out.

[oldhippydude]

23. and if Romney wins...

1000 years of Walker Texas Ranger reruns?

[HughBeaumont]

24. Walker, Texas Corpse.

[orpupilofnature57]

26. When Christie Brinkley is the intellectual of

the team .

[Skidmore]

27. Exactly who watches Chuck Norris films anyway?

Don't get the appeal.

[Rex]

28. “If we look to history, our great country and freedom are under attack,”

What kind of idiot statement is that? WHY IS IT always that the GOP can NEVER EVER elaborate on what is at stake and define why our freedoms are at risk.

Fucking idiots with a vocabulary no larger then a 5th graders.

Repukes are an embarrassment to the American people and UpChuck is not an exception.

[Locut0s]

29. huh didn't know chuck was a nut job. Never have cared for him anyway though. nt

[Ezlivin]

30. So THAT'S why we're switching to energy-saving fluorescent bulbs!

N/T

[Aviation Pro]

31. Why don't you punch yourself...

...with that fucking chin fist and roundhouse kick yourself in the face, Charles.

[Tikki]

32. Your acting career will continue to bring you 1,000 more years of obscurity....

Tikki

[tjwash]

33. I thought all actors were liberal commie pinkos

I know...calling chuckie an actor is a stretch...

[Blue_In_AK]

34. Hyperbole much??

[d_b]

35. lol 1000 years of darkness

is that some kinda negro apocalypse conspiracy?

[Initech]

37. "1,000 Years Of Darkness" would make a great name for a doom metal band.

[GoneOffShore]

38. Go to YouTube - Flag the video for hate speech.

And post a comment to the "Lone Marmoset" Chuckles Norris.

[hifiguy]

39. Bruce kicked him in the head too many times.

And in a shoot (real) fight to the death Bruce Lee would have killed Norris deader than Dillinger in less than a minute without breaking a sweat.

[Dont_Bogart_the_Pretzel]

42. Chuck Norris still around?