Felt Like Coldcoking a Repuke Today

[Firesidechat]

This racist redneck fool got me so infuriated today I wanted to coldkok him.

In line at Post Office politics somehow got takled about.

This fool says " Jimmy Carter with a tans' days are numbered"

I felt rage build up inside of me so bad I wanted to just lay this guy out, I must be losing my mind, I was invisioniong of
watching this smiling moron hit the floor like a sack of potatoes. I was sitting there thinking "I'm fantasizing about knocking the shyt
out of some right wing moron, I'm actually invisioning the outcome as if I'm serious about it..

I need an outlet....besides alcohol....lol.

[NMDemDist2]

1. yeah, poor Jimmy couldn't save the hostages but

Obama KILLED bin Laden

it's such a BS meme

and as my hubby pointed out, if Jimmy Carter had won a second term, Iran wouldn't have the weapons they do today.....

[WhoIsNumberNone]

9. If Ronnie Raygun hadn't secretly negotiated with the Iranians not to release the hostages-

-promising to sell them weapons if they held them until he was president, maybe Jimmy would have had a second term.

[jberryhill]

2. Feel sorrow....

You had to put up with the guy for a minute or two.

He has to live with himself all godamned day, and for the rest of his life.

How'd you like to be the tortured human soul trapped in THAT vessel, eh?

[Warpy]

6. Yeah, I'd rather see them than be them.

[Greywing]

3. I can totally understand the feeling

If it helps at all your not alone

[Firesidechat]

17. Glad someone does

Like I said.

I hate when peoople make the assumption I'm a rightwinger.

I CAN'T TELL YOU HOW MUCH THAT ASSUMPTION ENRAGES ME TO NO ENDS.

[Warpy]

4. I'm not terribly polite these days

and am likely to spit out "Better than that job killing crook your party is trying to put into office!"

Nobody's taken a swing at me yet but it's probably coming. We'll see if those fast reflexes I had as a nurse are still working.

[NoMoreWarNow]

5. it's ok-- it's better to resist that urge to violence

we've all been there. Better to tongue-lash him and put him down to size, though it's always hard when you're angry...

[Fla_Democrat]

7. Maybe you should seek help

Or, hook up with that poster from last week, and maybe you can get a bogo deal on a tazer.

[TlalocW]

8. You could try cuckolding him instead

Call up his wife. See if she's interested.

Just kidding. Just like the similarity in the words.

TlalocW

[jberryhill]

10. Meh, his wife is probably a pickup truck

And I don't understand why he'd want to give that guy a cold Coke.

[NJCher]

12. OMD

that's so funny.

Seriously, though, dear OP, it's cold cocking, I believe. But not being much into violent movies, I could be wrong.

I can understand your aggravation, but at my age, I just say I'm not going to let any republican get my BP up.

Here's a line you can use. Just chuckle and say, "How did you get to be so old and still be so naive?"


Cher

[Zalatix]

19. DUZY!!!! +100!

[JBoy]

22. The OP's misspelling was funny, but this blew the roof off. DUzy!

[Firesidechat]

28. I've learned my lesson

Democratic Underground doesn't lock out certain words.

Thanks to all the motherfuckers and cocksuckers who informed me of my bad spelling......lol.

[Firesidechat]

24. iM' NEW here

I just thought that some programs automatically takes out certain words.

Like maybe a computer program on Democratic Underground woudl automatically knock out the word "cock"

I'm new like I said.....not the worst speller ever.

[jberryhill]

26. That feature is only implemented in certain DU forums

Go ahead, knock your cock off.



But, no... apparently, lousy spelling, odd capitalization, misplaced punctuation, and bad grammar all get through just fine.

[reformist2]

11. Focus your energy on people that will listen, ignore the haters.

[chollybocker]

13. Tell him how Repugs are trying to shut down USPS.

Then, ask him why he trusts the government with his mail? Or why he's not always first in line? Then, inform him that he's a racist douchebag.

[Chorophyll]

18. Good point!

What was that racist douchebag doing in the post office in the first place? Does he like European-style socialism or something?

[AnnieBW]

14. Jimmy negotiated lasting peace in the Middle East

He's the best ex-President we've ever had.

[pinboy3niner]

15. Fantasizing about resorting to violence to resolve a political discussion?

Great story, great post, bro--NOT!

This crap shouldn't be tolerated here.

[Firesidechat]

16. Your Opinion

Look, you have the right to your opinion.

One thing that has always made my blood boil is the assumption that I'm just another white guy racist and strangers
can start badmouthing blacks, liberals and any other group and I"m supposed to go right along with it.

I'm not in the mood for your post pinboy....don't like the story ????

Go puke on someone elses post.

[jberryhill]

27. Dang, everyone else is getting a cold Coke today

This is better than those free Snapple promotions.

[Ikonoklast]

31. There are some people that pay good money to get puked upon.

Not sure if one could make a living doing it, however.

Maybe as a hobby to make a few extra bucks.

[jberryhill]

32. I did a bunch of that on a volunteer basis one night long ago

[Ikonoklast]

34. I'm sure that it was entirely experimental, and done using the strictest of control methods.

I am fairly certain that it was well worth it, just for the data received.

[jberryhill]

35. Oh, absolutely

To avoid bias, the test subjects were very randomly chosen.

[Ikonoklast]

37. As long as they weren't compensated in any manner.

I've always felt that test subjects even randomly chosen from the available pool that sign up only because they are to be paid are self-selecting, and any responses given under those circumstances skew the data received in one direction or another.

[jberryhill]

38. I did that once

I signed up for some bone marrow study at a medical college.

Got $50 for a bone marrow sample.

Holy hand grenades.... Nobody told me they were going to take it out of my pelvis with a spare piece of oil rig equipment.

Felt like I'd been kicked by a horse for three days.

Still... Fifty bucks...

[pinboy3niner]

29. In my red community, I hear that shit

Sure, it's outrageous.

Describing it doesn't require images of wanting to "just lay this guy out" and "watching this smiling moron hit the floor like a sack of potatoes" and "knocking the shyt out of some right wing moron"--and describing those fantasies with such pleasure.

That's just a macho-posturing glorification--and justification--of violence, even if you're only suggesting it as your fantasy.

Including those loving details of the fantasy violence is a dead giveaway, just for a heads-up.

[jberryhill]

33. Y'know, I would be remiss if I did not Welcome you to DU

And I can assure you that new folks are always welcome to join in the chaos.

Might I suggest to you that there is something of an unfortunate tendency for folks to raise an eyebrow when someone walks in the door and starts taking swings at folks whom we have known and loved for quite some time.

Now, I say that is unfortunate, because it does tend maybe to make some folks a little shy at first.

But you would be surprised to find out that we sometimes have people sign up, say outrageous things, and then show up on other sites pretending to be shocked at something that was posted on DU.

For example, I'm sure there are folks here who get all sorts of high blood pressure moments, but I would suspect that having detailed violent fantasies about others around them, is pretty rare around here. It does, on the other hand, appear common among people who seem to have the inclination to express their political views using violence.

[pinboy3niner]

36. I suspect that subtlety would be lost on our friend

I just now discovered the jury's 'hide'--and I never alerted.

Kinda gives you faith in DU, doesn't it?

[Ikonoklast]

41. "He's dead, Jim."

http://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=profile&uid=289652

"He's worse than dead...his brain is gone!"

[jberryhill]

42. I'm a doctor, not a moderator!

[Zalatix]

20. Oh, Puh-LEEZE. Give it a break. +K&R to the OP just to spite the above post.

[pinboy3niner]

39. Are you sure you really want to K& R a post...

...from a new poster who's not content to say that some things make him mad, he goes into detail on the violence he would like to inflict on his enemies--in a political discussion.

It's worth remembering, too, how wingnuts love to register on Liberal websites to goad members there into extreme statements.

[Zalatix]

40. I don't generally agree with that argument, but the OPer did get PPR'd.

Right wingers openly talk about wanting to do violence to us. I don't see them going to prison.

[jberryhill]

23. .

[Angry Dragon]

25. .......

[pkz]

21. My husband had to bust loose the other day

all in his office are conservatives, but him. They usually do tone it down when he walks in a room but there is one secretary (think
Victoria Jackson) that never knows when to stop. After Romneys acceptance...she said "look I don't want to talk politics with you, but" and he said "then don't. I'd vote for a dead dog before I'd vote for a Republican" gaped mouths all round....lol