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Sun Nov 17, 2019, 04:41 PM

The real reason Trump went to Walter Reed

After Governor Edwards beat Trumpist Eddie Rispone in the Louisiana governor’s race, our ersatz president reached for his phone and composed a scathing tweet accusing Rispone of being a Never Trumper, a Hillary Voter and a Closeted Democrat. According to the tweet, Rispone was responsible for Louisiana’s poor standing in the world, the Deepwater Horizon blow-out, and the bedbugs at Trump Doral.

Before Trump got a chance to press the Send button, his phone realized what Trump was about to do and detonated with the force of an 81mm mortar round. A large chunk of his phone struck Trump in the head with great force.

Trump’s minions immediately rushed him to Walter Reed to ensure the accident caused no lasting damage. They were relieved when the doctors informed them there was nothing in his head to damage.

Unfortunately, Trump hasn’t yet been placed on the “do not sell a phone to this man” list, so the damage will continue...just to the rest of us.

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jmowreader Nov 2019 OP
OneBlueDotBama Nov 2019 #1
John Fante Nov 2019 #3
jmowreader Nov 2019 #6
mitch96 Nov 2019 #2
FM123 Nov 2019 #4
smb Nov 2019 #5
Karadeniz Nov 2019 #7

Response to jmowreader (Original post)

Sun Nov 17, 2019, 04:43 PM

1. many people are saying....

that Stephen Miller refused to do any more weekly enemas, send him to Walter Reed, they're pros...

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Response to OneBlueDotBama (Reply #1)

Sun Nov 17, 2019, 05:01 PM

3. How does one give an enema to a piece of shit?

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Response to John Fante (Reply #3)

Sun Nov 17, 2019, 06:46 PM

6. Very simple

Take him to an RV tank dump station and stick a garden hose up his ass.

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Response to jmowreader (Original post)

Sun Nov 17, 2019, 04:52 PM

2. "The real reason"

VD?.............
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Response to jmowreader (Original post)

Sun Nov 17, 2019, 05:01 PM

4. or maybe veep is pissed that trumpy keeps trying to point at him

and "insisted" he go to Walter Reed so he could 25 him next week.

(OK that sounds crazy, I know, but I just had yet another Dr. Pepper and between the sugar and caffeine I am bouncing off walls)

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Response to jmowreader (Original post)

Sun Nov 17, 2019, 05:11 PM

5. The Bright Side

A large chunk of his phone struck Trump in the head with great force.


Good thing it didn't hit any vital organs.

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Response to jmowreader (Original post)

Sun Nov 17, 2019, 08:18 PM

7. That hypothetical tweet sounds uncomfortably feasible!

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