The Shady Bunch...

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Here's the story of a greedy dotard
Who was bringing up three very grifter brats
All of them had eyes of gold, like their dotard
All as annoying as gnats

It's the story of white male Repubs
Who were busy sucking up to their dotard
They were traitors, conspiring together
By the patriots they’ll be slaughtered

Till the one day when the dotard met this russian
And they knew it was much more than a hunch,
That this group must somehow form a family.
That's the way they all became the Shady Bunch.

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