The White House is all festive again... sort of...

[TygrBright]

"Melania's unveiled this year's WH Christmas decor. The theme is Soap Opera Star Striding Through An 80s Department Store Looking For A Restroom"

Link to tweet

For those who can't see Paul Rudnick's tweet:



ummmm.... yeah.

But at least it doesn't look like the House of Blood Celebrates...

Link to tweet

amusedly,
Bright

[Polly Hennessey]

1. Her department store decor is ugly

and overdone. I would change soap opera star to porn star.

[SterlingPound]

2. "The Theme

is Soap Opera Star Striding Through An 80s Department Store Looking For A Restroom"


Nailed it!

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[dewsgirl]

3. The 2017 trees were just branches, creepy af.

The red ones spun off all sorts of fun photoshops, from the Handmaid's Tale to tickle me Elmo trees.😆

[Blaukraut]

4. At least they can recycle the gold trees to make Trump another toilet n/t

[smirkymonkey]

5. Her presence just spoils everything.

I'm sorry, but I am so sick of having that Slovenian whore in our White House acting like she has a right to be there.

And what the fuck is with the coat draped over her shoulders again? Does she have a problem putting her arms through the sleeves? Why does she even need a coat in the first place? She's inside and I assume that the WH is heated. Ugh! Everything she does just irritates me to no end.

[fierywoman]

6. At Buckingham Palace this week, she was the only female with a coat on -- indoors.

And at the Salvation Army kids' thing in London this week she kept her coat on while she did stuff with the kids. (One 9-year-old girl said her makeup was, "a bit much.&quot

[NYC Liberal]

18. She's probably contractually obligated to do it so the Orange One doesn't look as fat next to her.

[Bob Loblaw]

8. What should the Slovenians do with their armies?

Put them in their sleevies.

[Ilsa]

13. I noticed this, too. It's hard not

to be irritated with almost everything she throws out there.

[llmart]

16. You posted what I was going to...

about the arms in the sleeves. Even the photos from the trip to England in the mustard outfit she had her arms inside. She's about as weird as her spouse.

[bdamomma]

17. Hey smirkymonkey

one correction, they both do not deserve to be there.

[magicarpet]

7. She thinks she is Jackie Kennedy....

..... but Malaria speaks more languages and has far more class, better clothes too.

[2naSalit]

9. Yes but she

only knows how to swear in all those languages, Jackie Kennedy was fluent and eloquent in the languages she spoke.

[magicarpet]

11. Only one was a porn star....

... the other - on the opposite end of the spectrum.

[2naSalit]

14. Very much so! ...nt

[dlk]

10. The 2018 Christmas trees were Russian red...

[Paka]

12. Festive, maybe.

But her taste can be described quite succinctly as trashy, just like her husband.

[Grammy23]

15. Looks like there is a big pot of Paper Whites on a table among the trees.

If memory serves me, they have a sickening sweet smell. How appropriate.

I gag when I smell them and yet they seem to be popular this time of the year. Pretty little flowers with a terrible scent.

[groundloop]

19. The current decorations don't make my eyes bleed like the red trees......

However, they still look very sterile and uninviting. I'll call this scene 'Department Store Barbie Goes for a Stroll'.