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(10,848 posts)I shudder to think what he does to that golden toilet of his.
lagomorph777
(30,613 posts)How disgusting!
lunatica
(53,410 posts)the toilet.
luvs2sing
(2,220 posts)only you..only you..
magicarpet
(13,941 posts)He would clog up any drainage system if he did not break his toilet time into segments and flush once or twice in between segments so as to not create overflow or clog up the sewer pipes.
robbob
(3,514 posts)call a doctor, Donald.
Wawannabe
(5,580 posts)Is fucking nuts!
Maru Kitteh
(28,303 posts)You know he projects so seriously.
What. The. Hell.
Mersky
(4,969 posts)- You captured my immediate response better than I could have.
Ohiogal
(31,669 posts)in prep school who would stuff paper towels in the restroom sink drains, turn on the faucets, and run out, snickering.
fleur-de-lisa
(14,616 posts)Initech
(99,915 posts)Maru Kitteh
(28,303 posts)Oh
Emm
Gee
Initech
(99,915 posts)brewens
(13,400 posts)to avoid asphyxiating himself. We don't all have to do that, one flush of our low flow toilet is fine.
yellowcanine
(35,692 posts)So the President of the United States is talking about light bulbs and toilets to deflect from impeachment.
You can't make this shit up.
dewsgirl
(14,961 posts)him?....i know there is nothing right with him.
C_U_L8R
(44,897 posts)Get em coming and going.
The Velveteen Ocelot
(115,280 posts)to get rid of all of the shit he produces as a result of his terrible diet. Most people don't have that problem.
CatMor
(6,212 posts)SammyWinstonJack
(44,129 posts)gratuitous
(82,849 posts)So Trump is blaming his tangerine complexion on the lights, but they don't make anyone else look that way? Must be some Soros-funded conspiracy! Light bulbs tuned to Trump's DNA to make him look orange.
rzemanfl
(29,540 posts)JustABozoOnThisBus
(23,283 posts)If not, we're truly screwn.
rzemanfl
(29,540 posts)pResdient.
BlancheSplanchnik
(20,219 posts)Like I trust a nest of hornets on adderall...
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smirkymonkey
(63,221 posts)Thanks for your advice. Although I still wish he would just "disappear".
JustABozoOnThisBus
(23,283 posts)"All men have an emotion to kill; when they strongly dislike some one they involuntarily wish he was dead. I have never killed any one, but I have read some obituary notices with great satisfaction."
DFW
(54,057 posts)secondwind
(16,903 posts)Cartoonist
(7,298 posts)And doesn't he realize that it takes a lot of flushes to down a quart of strawberries?
kskiska
(27,041 posts)Mr. Ected
(9,670 posts)Please don't look under his fingernails.
meadowlander
(4,358 posts)Ohiogal
(31,669 posts)SummerSnow
(12,608 posts)Word of advice, if you didn't eat so much fast food you wouldn't have to flush that many times in one sitting. Eat some leafy green vegetables. Also, your tanning bed lights are making you orange. No one told you?
marble falls
(56,361 posts)Newest Reality
(12,712 posts)So, water saving faucets and toilets are his next target, huh? More water than they know what to do with?
Our next big crises, globally, is going to be worse than oil: potable, fresh water for drinking, etc. It could lead to conflicts and wars and it is coming.
In the midst of that, he is proposing that we reverse the standards on wasting water? Does he have companies with contracts waiting lined up to product water wasting products? Is he trying to accelerate the shortages in order to support more privatization of drinking water?
What burns me is that he keeps coming up with destructive or regressive ideas while we have HUGE list of glaring problems right now that are dire and need attention, so he is also detrimental by way of neglect. Trump is destruction incarnate. He's the best!
As a note, I could imagine he has to flush a dozen times while emitting the supersized logs he produces in that bloated bag of a crap factory. He probably got the idea from that: White House, (oval office bathroom) "Oooh!" Flush! "Errrrr" Flush! "Ungggg." Flush! Repeat.
fescuerescue
(4,448 posts)I had to scroll before anyone figured it out.
In fairness, the 1st generation of low flow toilets did suck and you had to flush a few times. It took a little while, but eventually the industry figured it out.
Todays low flow toilets work amazingly well, certainly better overall than the original ones. Also modern shower heads have a removable ring that greatly increases the water flow.
He's railing against a problem that was solved 5 years ago!
Blue_Tires
(55,445 posts)It isn't funny and the ratings are rock bottom...
Blaukraut
(5,689 posts)Ohiogal
(31,669 posts)and flush away a giant orange turd.
KT2000
(20,544 posts)likely with rump himself.
cwydro
(51,308 posts)Tiggeroshii
(11,088 posts)Freedomofspeech
(4,218 posts)I swear we are living in an alternative universe.
JHB
(37,133 posts)renate
(13,776 posts)We didn't ask to know about what happens when he takes a dump, but... now the whole world knows what happens when he takes a dump.
Leith
(7,802 posts)Will no one rid us of this turbulent beast?
Those are some IQ points I will not get back.
sprinkleeninow
(20,136 posts)Niagara
(7,407 posts)Flush The Turd On November 3rd!
BootinUp
(46,928 posts)Wawannabe
(5,580 posts)And beyond!
Disaffected
(4,508 posts)he is the turd that won't flush.
Quackers
(2,256 posts)Dagstead Bumwood
(3,528 posts)The very best lettuce. And special sauce. Only the fake news doesn't call that a salad.
Blue_true
(31,261 posts)Anyone who flushes everytime after doing number one are wasting water. I don't flush the toilet at night or during the day when I am at home unless I do number two. I flush one in the morning and once at night before going to bed, unless I do number two.
oswaldactedalone
(3,489 posts)If its yellow, let it mellow, if its brown flush it down school of thought on this wasteful subject.
If I lived alone, I would add a flush when I leave home during the day, but otherwise agree with you.
Blue_true
(31,261 posts)My showers, even when I shampoo my hair are around 2 minutes instead of 12-14 minutes. I leave the water off when brushing my teeth or shaving. I wash dishes, including pots with maybe 1 gallon of water. My home and my body are now cleaner that they were when I took old showers, brushed, shaved or washed dishes, silverware and pots, and I was always very clean. I can actually feel the difference with my body.
sprinkleeninow
(20,136 posts)Now I gotta whizz after reading all your water related activities.
No kidding.
Blue_true
(31,261 posts)And just in case there is still some confusion, I floss, brush my teeth and clean my tongue pallet, then gargle before I shave.
sprinkleeninow
(20,136 posts)'Yellow in the front and brown in the back.'
Blue_true
(31,261 posts)Nature Man
(869 posts)I'll sleep better knowing the intricacies of your personal toilet habits!
UniteFightBack
(8,231 posts)Autumn
(44,762 posts)But truth is Lindsey head isn't that small, so I can see how getting it out would take a bit .
tblue37
(64,982 posts)Huh?
Kaleva
(36,147 posts)Initech
(99,915 posts)mr_lebowski
(33,643 posts)New shit has come to light, man!
Initech
(99,915 posts)machoneman
(3,952 posts)He's got this weird fixation on Cally fires, forest sweeping, needles flushed into the sea and God knows what else.
0rganism
(23,856 posts)kentuck
(110,950 posts)10 times? 15 times?
"Flush it, Rudy! And come home!"
LuckyCharms
(17,287 posts)WTF
Nah, he's sane. Really, he's sane.
IcyPeas
(21,747 posts)...
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did you really think there would be quotes from them?
He is beyond repair
smirkymonkey
(63,221 posts)He is such a fucking freak.
Garrett78
(10,721 posts)...and it's no laughing matter.
Rhiannon12866
(203,041 posts)Captain Zero
(6,715 posts)WORD SALAD. It's a symptom.
Hermit-The-Prog
(33,041 posts)It's time to file a complaint with the EPA -- there's some toxic waste in our White House, disguised as a dotard.