Well Done, Republicans!

[NanceGreggs]

We’ve heard a lot lately about how looming impeachment is keeping the “pResident” and the Grand Ol’ Russian Party from doing the nation’s business.

I can’t tell you how grateful I am that Trump & Comrades decided to put aside their overwhelming fears, and get back to working for the American people by tackling the important issue of toilet over-flushing.

Now that we know there are people who are flushing between 10 and 15 times per bathroom visit, it’s time to address this vital issue.

Knowing that this “pResident” always relies on sound information from impeccable sources, I believe the obvious next step is to name these 10-to-15ers, so the communities they live in will know their shame, and will shun them accordingly.

And while you’re at it, Trumpstaticians, could you also release the names of the 3,000,000 illegal aliens who voted for Hillary in 2016 – along with the identities of the ‘known criminals’ that were part of the ‘caravan’ from Mexico, and the people who were able to vote multiple times in 2018 simply by changing their jackets and hats in their cars?

TIA

PS: If you could somehow manage to tie over-flushing to Obama and/or the Clintons, I will be duly impressed - not surprised, but impressed.

[BSdetect]

1. He's flushing attention from his pending demise with impeachment.