Please come CAPTION The Greatest Crime Fiighter of All Time: Rudy Guiliani

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Rudy ("Just answer the question!" ) Guiliani just finished saying: "And what I've dug up in Ukraine will not only make the Democrats drop the impeachment hearings, but demand that the perpetrators of the Ukraine hoax be held to account. . . . Hell, I wouldn't be surprised if many Democrats, some people are even saying most of them, will change party affiliation and vote for an official Congressional apology to be given to our great Presiden along with The Congressional Metal of Honor. . . . And I'm not a man given to hyperbole!"

[marble falls]

1. "Go about your day. Nothing to see here, just two corrupt dishonored political hacks networking."

[CaptYossarian]

2. "I'm very diverse. I work both sides of the law."

"Oh, yeah. NINE-ELEVEN! NINE-ELEVEN! There. Now they can't put me on trial."

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3. "I'm not crazy. Putin had me tested."

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4. Guiliani continues:

"And this paper absolutely proves Joe and Hunter Biden personally smuggled Hillary's server into Ukraine and planted the leaked e-mail on Russia. I was signed by the Ukrainian agent in charge just before his unfortunate suicide."

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5. R.G. continues:

"This letter, in fact, attests to the authenticity of my Favored Customer Certificate which is recognized at any Men's Warehouse on two continents."