Trump Offers Hunter Biden Job In Energy Department Based On Oil Industry Experience

[Zorro]

WASHINGTON—Touting his impressive record of serving on the board of a notable natural gas company, President Donald Trump offered Hunter Biden a job in the U.S. Department of Energy Monday based on his experience in the oil industry.

“Given his unparalleled background in this sector, I am pleased to have Hunter Biden joining the Energy Department as the new Deputy Secretary for the Office of International Affairs,” said Trump, explaining that Biden’s long list of contacts with major Eastern European petroleum firms would be indispensable in promoting the administration’s interests as they pursue energy contracts abroad.

“Hunter grew up in politics, so he’s primed for the job, and he came very highly recommended by several big-time energy executives. He’s a really great guy who knows how to get things done in this business. Hunter will start tomorrow, getting right to work securing the best deals possible for the American people.”

At press time, Trump nominated Hunter Biden to replace a retiring Rick Perry as energy secretary at the end of the year.

https://politics.theonion.com/trump-offers-hunter-biden-job-in-energy-department-base-1840317620

[CaliforniaPeggy]

1. Ain't no way the truth! The Onion strikes again!

[CaptYossarian]

2. One good turn deserves another.

Joe Biden's Attorney General will offer a job to Trump--at a prison laundry.

[louis-t]

3. Almost had me.