chuck norris claims there will be 1000 years of darkness.....

[Gato Moteado]

....if obama is re-elected:

http://news.yahoo.com/norris-warns-1-000-years-darkness-202022939.html

Chuck just gets better with age, doesn't he?

[tanyev]

1. Chucken Little.

[unblock]

2. yeah, what IS it about obama that makes republicans think of DARKness?

[intaglio]

3. What Chuck means is that he'll

roundhouse kick the Sun into unconciousness

[chknltl]

4. attn Chuck Norris: Pull your head out of your ass. It is brighter out here.

E.O.M.

[IcyPeas]

5. yes, but have you seen the new video with his wife? (here)

WHAT ARE THESE PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT???

He doesn't mention romney.

[MichiganVote]

6. Somebody give him a chair

[muntrv]

7. Here's another fact about Chuck (Carlos) Norris: Chuck Norris doesn't

fight Bruce Lee. He serves as Bruce's punching bag.

[pkz]

8. he's channeling Nostradamus now?

[DirkGently]

9. Wow. He found a wife as deranged as he is?

It's pathetic and darkly amusing and all, but really, where does this level of terror at the thought of a mildly progressive Democrat holding office come from?

It's been four years, Chuck. And we haven't been sucked into hell because someone you perceive as different from you is President.

Just sad, really. Maybe he's just super dumb?

[BlueinOhio]

10. The crazies are out

Now Robertson is spouting that the democrats are out to get god. So if god is all powerful, all knowing why would he need a puny human to defend him? So robertson believes in "dominionism" christians right to rule (by the way some muslims believe they have been ordained by god to rule also) he held fundraisers for the contras. He got blood diamond mines from Charles Taylor. And Taylor hid Al Queda operatives. Some christian values he has. Lets not forget Katrina was god's punishment and Haiti had signed a pact with the devil. And the new one god showed him who was going to win the election and it is a conservative. God hates Obama. In another post about rmoney complaining about the obvious connections to the republican party and nazi's when is rmoney going to disavowal norris, robertson and the rest of the crazy train?

[Honeycombe8]

11. Wow. They're getting desperate. nt