The Real Reason 45 Wants That TIME Magazine Cover

[ancianita]

When minority rule is the standard, any media are liable to be labeled "biased," "propaganda," "enemies."

Even @real Trump knows that TIME reflects the real "bias" of America.

[CaptYossarian]

1. When they perp walk him out, that should make all the covers.

Even Field & Stream and Boys' Life.

[Pachamama]

2. +10000

[MyOwnPeace]

6. I'd like to think............

that Mad Magazine would feature one also!

[Totally Tunsie]

20. One would hope, but, unfortunately, MAD Magazine

has stopped publication as of the August 2019 edition. Only the 2019 year-end compilation will still be forthcoming, with occasional "reboots" of existing articles, but no new content. 67 YEARS, people!

[MyOwnPeace]

23. I knew that..........

I was perhaps wishfully thinking that the momentous occasion would inspire them to give it one more go!

I agree - another sad loss for America!

[marble falls]

9. Don't foget 'Practical Sheep, Goats and Alpacas' ....

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or Hoist

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or Potato Review

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Or my favorite

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[MontanaMama]

16. Just scared a sleeping parrot on my shoulder

belly laughing at “Hoist” and “Potato Review..”! Oh the possibilities for the smarties with photoshop out there...

[marble falls]

22. Give that Polly a cracker and my apologies! ...

here's four more for the photo shoppers:



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[soldierant]

33. I was just remarking this morning

that sheep are smarter and/or better than Trump supporters.

White sheep don't call the cops on black sheep (or lynch them).

[marble falls]

36. I asked my sheep about Trump ...

All I got was a bunch of 'bahs' and 'nahs' and a shovel full of steaming fertilizer.

[soldierant]

37. See? Much smarter!

[sdfernando]

30. Yeah thats true but what

about Nun's Life?

[CaptYossarian]

40. Thought about it, but didn't want to steal from Airplane.

I used real and diverse titles instead.

[Ilsa]

41. Journal of Experimental Biology.

There really is one. And the Drumpf is an experiment gone badly wrong.

[lonely bird]

44. Hell,

Put it on Highlights, the dentist/doctor office magazine for kids.

They need to learn what Trump is.

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

46. So instead of the cartoon "Goofus and Gallant"

Trump would be the "Doofus with no talent" .

[CaptYossarian]

48. When the next 7 generations are paying for his deficit and half the Earth's species are just a

memory and all the coastal cities are flooded, they'll know about Trump.

It'll have to come from oral accounts because it will once again be illegal to teach slaves how to read.

[Cirque du So-What]

3. Strawberry Shartcake must seethe over knowledge that his image and legacy

are irretrievably fucked, while those of the Obamas will improve in the fullness of time.

[gordianot]

4. The visage of Donald Trump is a cartoon villain.

He does inspire two qualities; malice and hate.

[AllaN01Bear]

5. again the baron wants to inflate his ego. hope it goes BOOM

[Harker]

7. ...and Hitler's "Man of the Year"

from 1938.

[unblock]

21. not to mention stalin, 1939

[Harker]

24. Exactly.

[marble falls]

8. Thanks for the graphic, brightened my day!

[ancianita]

12. Welcome! We all need it in dark days ahead.

[vlyons]

10. the only picture that I want to see

is right after he gets his first prison haircut with the electric clippers.

[gab13by13]

11. 1 good yank would take care of his hair,

isn't it a tumbleweed glued to his head?

[calimary]

14. I thought it was a Brillo pad or something.

An extra-large shredded wheat?

[soldierant]

34. A flannel moth larva.

[Fritz Walter]

15. Or a good gust of wind

Do you think he's giving Gym Jacket-off Jordan lessons in comb-overs?

[MyOwnPeace]

25. Remembered seeing this one a while back:

[SergeStorms]

45. One full can....

of industrial strength aerosol hair spray per day to keep that ridiculous mop of his from moving, and it still won't stay in place. The vanity of that Orange-Ass-Carbuncle knows no bounds.

[calimary]

49. Flipping his lid even back then.

[stage left]

32. + a million

[ancianita]

13. My fav:Kanye weaving 45's hair to prep him for prison, but I won't taint the thread's spirit with it

[soldierant]

35. That one,

the mugshot, the shot for the record in the jumpsuit standing up against the wall with the inches marked, I'd be fine with any or all of them appearing on Time's cover.

Some prisons will allow photos to be taken at visitation - that opens up some possibilities.

[Hermit-The-Prog]

17. somebody project the OP collage onto the White House, pleeeassse!

[Wawannabe]

18. Obamas rule!

And not in a “wannabe king way”.

Btw. Pretty sure you nailed it with op title.
Thanks!

[ancianita]

19. ...

[SWBTATTReg]

26. Good post on Obama...and rump can't even get 1 cover of time, not one. Perhaps this ...

should tell rump something but it won't.

Maybe there should be a new magazine called 'Pathetic Life', w/ rump on the 1st edition!

[ancianita]

28. Yet Mar-a-Lago walls are decorated with fake TIME covers showing 45.

[SWBTATTReg]

39. Yeah, I've seen. Very pathetic (and sad too, obviously)...so desperate. NT

[BHDem53]

27. Maybe Unpopular Maniacs magazine?

[nykym]

29. someone needs to

post that pic on his Twitter feed.

[gulliver]

31. I think Trump's going to get a cover in a couple of weeks. Maybe even this one.

I doubt he frames it and puts it on any of his walls.

[RainCaster]

38. He wants to be spanked with that cover!

There can be no other sane reason.

Except that he is a small-handed pussy-grabbing douche with a large amount of jealousy for our beloved Obama. I miss him...

[Generic Brad]

42. He should be careful what he wishes for

Most likely he'll make the cover the week he's ignobly expelled from the White House on his orange jumbo ass.

[Joinfortmill]

43. Love it!

[Soxfan58]

47. Maybe your mug shot Donnie