Shelock Holmes is wearing double Depends. . . . Please come CAPTION Rudy Guiliani!!!

[skip fox]

Rudy Guiliani is saying: "And my surprises have got surprises. . . . Your hair is going to curl and then straighten back up again. . . . When you hear what I've found you'll probably even forget your own name for a half-a-minute or more. . . . The Congress, as crooked as the Democrats are, will not only exonerate our president but give him a Super-Congressional Medal of Honor for fighting corruption worldwide. . . . Believe me. . . . I'm not a man given to hyperbole. . . . Just one look and people know that's true."






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Above CAPTION based on this animated turd's return for Ukraine with promises of break-through revelations, 12.17.19.

[magicarpet]

1. Oops,.. I think I just pooped myself,...

... with Donald J. trDump's shit.

[mwooldri]

2. Where will you be when diaorrea kicks in? NT

[Johonny]

3. I'm back from my fact finding mission in the Ukraine where I talked to multiple disposed Ukrainian

officials, Russian agents, and KGB operatives. Let me tell you what they had to say, they told me the people that disposed them due to rampant corruption are actually the corrupted ones, they told me Ukraine was behind 9-11, and they told me that there is no pee-pee tape. Oh, and they said I have wonderful teeth.

[njhoneybadger]

4. Oh shit my depends are in a bunch

[brush]

5. Anyone would be a fool to believe anything this trump sycophant...

presents. Nothing but ginned up documents and lies from Russian intel and corrupt Ukrainian operatives.

Nothing but lies comes out of this admin. We should all know this by now.

And btw, what happened to Ghouliani's neck? In photos it looks like his head is sitting directly on his shoulders.

[skip fox]

6. When one has the spine extracted,

one's neck no longer retains structural support and becomes dramatically deflated.

[brush]

7. Hahahahaha! I knew there was something going on.

[RainCaster]

8. Oops! That wasn't a fart

[Baked Potato]

9. "The power of Christ compels You!"