Trump Had a Severe Makeup Mishap at WH Christmas Party and He's Now an Absolute Laughing Stock

[RandySF]

Angry Creamsicle, Comrade Cheetolino, Mango Mussolini, Agent Orange – these are just a few of the nicknames that Donald Trump has picked up along his presidential road. Trump may ethnically identify as “white”, but his skin is categorically and scathingly portrayed as orange.

When Trump was elected in 2016, succeeding former president Barack Obama, I remember references such as “orange is the new black”.

Now, it is painfully obvious that Trump wears makeup to get that orange glow.
However, the White House disagrees.

The official White House position on the issue, a “senior administration official” told the New York Times on the condition of anonymity, is that Trump’s tawny tincture is the result of “good genes.”

The phrase “good genes” echoes Trump himself, who brags a lot about his own and his family’s genes. Time even made a supercut of him talking about his “good genes.” And Trump can certainly be described as a “senior administration official.” Hmm.

The official also told the Times that the only cosmetic the president uses is a translucent powder he applies himself before TV appearances.



https://www.politicalflare.com/2019/12/trump-had-a-severe-makeup-mishap-at-wh-christmas-party-and-hes-now-an-absolute-laughing-stock/

[hlthe2b]

1. Good heavens... What a putz:

Link to tweet

[SammyWinstonJack]

14. LOL!

[leftyladyfrommo]

18. Maybe his face is just a rubber mask he puts on

every morning. And underneath is really a reptilian alien.

[dewsgirl]

31. They are master projectionists, the Alex Jones crowd went on and on

and on, about Hillary Clinton and other liberal leaders being reptilian.

[nocoincidences]

33. Republicans are Reptilian.

I have truly believed that from the Eighties, but I don't say it too often.

We have been taken over. Nobody who is a human being would act like republicans do. That's how you tell whether people are members of your own species.

Do they care about each other?

Republicans don't . Ergo, not human.

[lastlib]

42. I've often said "Republican" is in the dictionary.....

right after "reptile" and right before "repugnant"!

[GoCubsGo]

22. What a fucking clown.

[TheBlackAdder]

27. Remember the Don Johnson movie, Boy and His Dog? Trump reminds me of the underground dwellers.

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[Roland99]

28. This IMMEDIATELY came to mind...

[42bambi]

2. His good genes missed a large portion of his body.

[TheBlackAdder]

25. Who's gonna tell him🤡? Obviously Melania didn't and she's right next to him!

[yonder]

30. That would be a VERY large portion.

just saying.

[CatMor]

3. Is that photo real or photo shopped ..

I find it hard to believe Melania or Ivanka would not tell him he looks like the idiot he is.

[Cattledog]

4. Pic

Link to tweet

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[superpatriotman]

5. He's loyal to a brand

“The same rule applied to the Bronx Colors-brand face makeup from Switzerland that Trump slathered on — two full containers, one half full — even if it meant the housekeepers had to regularly bring new shirts from the pro shop because of the rust-colored stains on the collars.

[Ilsa]

15. I just don't get why one has to be half full.

I mean, he looks like someone who requests absurd shit just because he can get away with it. Do the WH maids have to do that?

[jmowreader]

43. Sounds like he's channeling Elvis

Or, perhaps, Howard Hughes.

[brewens]

6. Might as well be one of those old fashioned masks on a stick! LOL n/t

[brewens]

7. If I was his spray tan guy, I'd leave a big white circle around his mouth to match

what you usually see on his eyes. He'd look like it was one of those minstrel show style black faces but orange.

[bitterross]

8. He was ALREADY an Absolute Laughing Stock!

This just adds to the rest of the reasons everyone is laughing at him. To his face and behind his back.

[DFW]

9. "Good Genes" do not make a human look like an Oopma Loompa

That's the kind of statement you get when "senior administration officials" are from an administration whose Education Secretary is Betsy de Vos.

[Poiuyt]

10. Does anyone remember QT?

It gave you an orange tan

[Vinca]

11. I thought that had to be a photoshopped picture, but I found another photo of him

at a totally different event in different lighting with the orange/white line back a little closer to his hairline. What a total bloody fool.

[PoindexterOglethorpe]

12. He must be the only homo sapien on the planet with genes for orange skin.

I mean, we all understand and see around us the lovely variety of skin colors humans have. Although I've never seen anyone with orange skin, other than Trump.

I wonder if there's also a chance he's a bit color blind, and so he sees that orange as a lovely and (to him) natural looking tan.

[smirkymonkey]

13. You would think at least Ivanka would give him some tips on how to present in public.

Apparently, he just thinks he is so handsome the way he is he doesn't need any advice. God, what a hideous mofo. He makes me want to vomit.

[UniteFightBack]

16. He's using cover up as a self tanner. How appropriate..."cover up". nt

[kskiska]

17. There was once a product called "Man-Tan"

The problem with it was that it also tanned the palms of the hands that applied it.

[LeftInTX]

37. They all do

I use self tanner on my face as an alternative to make up. I put it on with a cotton round to avoid getting it on my hands.

[backscatter712]

19. I remember seeing some of the stories from the help at Mar a Lago on the Daily Show.

Apparently all of his shirts end the day with a terrible case of orange ring-around-the-collar.

And apparently, each morning after he gets up, his bedsheets look like an orange Shroud of Turin.

[NightWatcher]

20. The Emperor hasn't a fucking clue.

[NightWatcher]

21. Do his assistants fear telling him or do they hate him so bad they won't tell him?

Either way, he's a fool

[Hekate]

36. Over the years he's gotten rid of absolutely everyone who won't tell him what he wants to hear...

And as Fiona Hill said, "Here we are."

[WyattKansas]

23. I wished all of his trumpanzees would all have to watch...

tRump dragged out of the White House in his underwear only after having his head shaved and all makeup scrubbed off.

Let them all see his chewed bubblegum fat rolled chalk white lumpy dimpled jiggly blob with the brown stripe in his underwear (if he does wear adult diapers, that will do) where his crack should be, with his bald head. Let all of his trumpanzees see how dreamy and manly he really is as they quickly feel their vomit start to erupt.

Sorry if unwanted mental images flashed through anyone's mind.

[SMC22307]

24. I saw that pic earlier and thought it was Photoshopped. It's legit?! (n/t)

[JoeOtterbein]

26. "powder he applies himself before TV appearances."...

...Maybe, orange colored cocaine?

[keithbvadu2]

29. Has any of his ancestry, siblings, or progeny displayed the orange gene?

Has any of his ancestry, siblings, or progeny displayed the orange gene?

[yonder]

32. +1.

[somaticexperiencing]

34. As if we all thought the height of attractiveness was to look ORANGE! I am surprised tho marketers

haven't seized on this marketing gimmick. Either to plug the brand he is already using or to come up with some cheap brand you can sell on late-night TV. "You too can look like Donald Trump, with all his good genes!"

May get working on that myself. Make a fortune.

We will call them Trumpfaces.

Clockwork Orange?!!!

[fierywoman]

35. Hahaha -- they could sell it on the Trump 2020 website! For a 500% markup, of course.

[somaticexperiencing]

44. Don't you know it!

[John Fante]

38. There isn't a single aspect about this trainwreck of a human being that

doesn't beg to be mocked.

[polichick]

39. Perfect for a narcissist who goes through life wearing a mask.

[captain queeg]

40. The damn liberals must have sneaked in and installed that special orange lighting again.

[Blue_true]

41. I recently saw a fairly beautiful young woman, but on first sight she startled me because

she was white as a ghost, her hair was platinum blonde and her eyes were the lightest of blue. I honestly had never seen a person look like that before, she was the whitest person that I have seen in my life. I doubt that she can tan for more than four minutes at a time, even with SPF50+ lotion on her.

Trump is a really vain person, unlike that young woman who I observed as we were in a space near eachother. Trump likely has some skin ailment that comes with age and the life choices that he has made in his life. The clown makeup is his way of hiding his skin problems, and no one around him has the guts to tell him he looks rediculous. At least the young woman has what looks like healthy and uniformly colored (well, chalky-white) skin on the parts of her body that a person only sees in public situations.

[MineralMan]

45. The body shop he uses isn't very good at masking, it seems.

That's a hilarious photo!