Trump isn't getting any.

[Cartoonist]

That's why we're in such a mess. Melania won't go near him and Ivanka has to be alert 24/7. He can't buy it because Cohn's in jail and Jeff's dead. Interns are out for obvious reasons. All that is left are his screaming fans, but here's how that goes:

[myohmy2]

1. you...

...might be on to something...

...or maybe Nancy broke his heart with impeachment?

...

[rickyhall]

9. Can't break no heart.

[Ohiya]

5. They's have to shoot me right before!

[Chemisse]

3. I just about guarantee he can't get it up.

Not even viagra can help someone his age with his cardiovascular situation.

[fleur-de-lisa]

16. And he takes propecia for hair loss.

It’s supposed to cause impotence.

[PatSeg]

22. That was my first thought

I think Trump is only having sex in his dreams. Probably contributes to his foul moods.

[Sancho]

4. Maybe that explains the trips to Florida massage parlors...

golf car distance from Mara-largo!

[3Hotdogs]

6. Nah, hot guy like him? If ya got money,

teenage girls let ya grab 'em ----.

[Submariner]

7. You must have missed the appointment of Trump's new White House evangelical minister

Last edited Sun Dec 22, 2019, 11:35 AM - Edit history (1)

She is there to hear his confessions and lend spiritual guidance...cough...cough

Here's Trump contemplating getting into the confessional with Minister Paula. Has anyone ever seen Trump hold the chair for Melanie?...me either.

[Cartoonist]

8. She's just a tease

Does she accompany him to Florida?

[mahina]

17. She looks like a bug.

[keithbvadu2]

20. Private counseling sessions?

[rickyhall]

10. Maybe I need spiritual adviser - LOL

[USALiberal]

11. Really? This is important why? nt

[PCIntern]

13. Because it is

He operates on the basest of levels. He sees himself as literally God’s answer to women praying for a “real man”.

[keithbvadu2]

21. Melania with both Trudeau and Donald

Melania with both Trudeau and Donald

[Cartoonist]

14. This is not the Important (Forum) nt

[usaf-vet]

12. Orange face blue junk. Crayola man.

Last edited Sun Dec 22, 2019, 10:26 AM - Edit history (1)

45's special versions of the famous crayons. Only 5 colors in ANY box

Orange for faces.
Yellow for hair.
Red for tie and raging face.
Blue for the junk.
White for EVERYTHING else.

It was everything for the white?
This is probably the better way to say it thanks to the reply below.

[BBG]

18. But, I thought..

It was everything for the white? At least that is how it acts...

[safeinOhio]

15. He has been very close to

Jacket off Jordan lately.

[SayItLoud]

19. Then there's

KellyAnn Polls dancing
and
Pam BJ Biondi