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Mon Dec 23, 2019, 07:18 AM

Are you guys ok? According to POTUS you guys don't have functioning

toilets, sinks, showers or dishwashers.


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Reply Are you guys ok? According to POTUS you guys don't have functioning (Original post)
dewsgirl Dec 2019 OP
TheBlackAdder Dec 2019 #1
dewsgirl Dec 2019 #2
Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Dec 2019 #25
TheBlackAdder Dec 2019 #33
duforsure Dec 2019 #3
wnylib Dec 2019 #4
abqtommy Dec 2019 #5
GoCubsGo Dec 2019 #11
Kaiserguy Dec 2019 #16
Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Dec 2019 #26
Bernardo de La Paz Dec 2019 #6
progressoid Dec 2019 #18
yardwork Dec 2019 #19
Bernardo de La Paz Dec 2019 #40
dewsgirl Dec 2019 #20
bucolic_frolic Dec 2019 #7
empedocles Dec 2019 #8
DBoon Dec 2019 #29
2naSalit Dec 2019 #9
wcmagumba Dec 2019 #10
dewsgirl Dec 2019 #22
wnylib Dec 2019 #27
dewsgirl Dec 2019 #28
wnylib Dec 2019 #31
wcmagumba Dec 2019 #32
wnylib Dec 2019 #39
True Blue American Dec 2019 #12
Dennis Donovan Dec 2019 #13
dewsgirl Dec 2019 #23
KY_EnviroGuy Dec 2019 #14
dewsgirl Dec 2019 #24
Javaman Dec 2019 #15
wnylib Dec 2019 #17
irisblue Dec 2019 #21
LakeArenal Dec 2019 #30
smirkymonkey Dec 2019 #34
dewsgirl Dec 2019 #36
yardwork Dec 2019 #42
dalton99a Dec 2019 #35
dewsgirl Dec 2019 #37
jmowreader Dec 2019 #38
Initech Dec 2019 #41

Response to dewsgirl (Original post)

Mon Dec 23, 2019, 07:27 AM

1. I need to redo my kitchen and bathrooms. Waiting for Trump's Government Buyback Program. 😂

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Response to TheBlackAdder (Reply #1)

Mon Dec 23, 2019, 07:28 AM

2. LOL..😊

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Response to TheBlackAdder (Reply #1)

Mon Dec 23, 2019, 10:15 AM

25. You mean the thousand dollar tax cut wasn't enough?

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Response to Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin (Reply #25)

Mon Dec 23, 2019, 01:45 PM

33. Yeah, for some reason that ended up costing me $2200.

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Response to dewsgirl (Original post)

Mon Dec 23, 2019, 07:39 AM

3. Its pretty sick

When a president leans towards banning types of toilets before wanting to ban weapons of war used for mass murders.

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Response to dewsgirl (Original post)

Mon Dec 23, 2019, 07:44 AM

4. We"re fine. It's POTUS that's not functioning.

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Response to wnylib (Reply #4)

Mon Dec 23, 2019, 07:47 AM

5. +100

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Response to wnylib (Reply #4)

Mon Dec 23, 2019, 08:36 AM

11. Yep. Beat me to it. n/t

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Response to wnylib (Reply #4)

Mon Dec 23, 2019, 08:58 AM

16. He flushed once to often

and his pea brain when down the drain.

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Response to wnylib (Reply #4)

Mon Dec 23, 2019, 10:16 AM

26. All those hamberders he eats

are clogging the Whitehouse toilet.

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Response to dewsgirl (Original post)

Mon Dec 23, 2019, 07:57 AM

6. No context. Did tRump tweet something? Say something at a rally? Interview? Link?

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Response to Bernardo de La Paz (Reply #6)

Mon Dec 23, 2019, 09:33 AM

18. SNL has a bit about it.

Starts at about 45 seconds in...

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Response to Bernardo de La Paz (Reply #6)

Mon Dec 23, 2019, 09:53 AM

19. Trump has been ranting about water efficient appliances.

According to Trump, we have to flush our toilets 15 times after eAch use and our dishwashers aren't allowed to use any water. Also we have to press 12 buttons.

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Response to yardwork (Reply #19)

Mon Dec 23, 2019, 07:33 PM

40. Ah, I'd heard about toilets but not the dishwashers. Thanks. . . . nt

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Response to Bernardo de La Paz (Reply #6)

Mon Dec 23, 2019, 09:57 AM

20. He's been going on and on about these things at his rallies.

Apparently people have to flush 15 times.🙄

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Response to dewsgirl (Original post)

Mon Dec 23, 2019, 08:00 AM

7. Trump is deranged

Going off the deep end. The direction and momentum is evident to all. The point of no return is fast approaching. Don't fight the trend, not even with thoughts and prayers. Insanity is the final defense. It's coming.

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Response to dewsgirl (Original post)

Mon Dec 23, 2019, 08:01 AM

8. trump getting weird and delusional about his personal 'body plumbing'?

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Response to empedocles (Reply #8)

Mon Dec 23, 2019, 10:49 AM

29. to maintain the purity of his "precious bodily fluids"?

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Response to dewsgirl (Original post)

Mon Dec 23, 2019, 08:03 AM

9. He must think

he's succeeded in make this a shithole country already.

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Response to dewsgirl (Original post)

Mon Dec 23, 2019, 08:32 AM

10. and don't forget Lightbulbs and Windmills...

we desperately need Joe the Plumber (2020 version), Edison (from his grave) and Don Quixote's help!!!

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Response to wcmagumba (Reply #10)

Mon Dec 23, 2019, 10:00 AM

22. So seemingly random minus the windmills, which are his personal

boogeyman. I can't help, but think there is a distraction strategy here.

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Response to dewsgirl (Reply #22)

Mon Dec 23, 2019, 10:46 AM

27. Bingo! That's exactly what it is. But, he does

have the first name that fits with Quixote. And Melania makes a good Dulcinea.

For those not familiar with the story beyond the jousting with windmills, Quixote was a middle aged deranged country gentleman after the age of chivalry who believed it was his calling and destiny to bring back those times.

In his insanity he saw a local peasant girl with loose morals as the Medieval ideal of purity in women and chose her to be his pure lady love that he called Dulcinea.

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Response to wnylib (Reply #27)

Mon Dec 23, 2019, 10:47 AM

28. Sounds like him.

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Response to dewsgirl (Reply #28)

Mon Dec 23, 2019, 11:37 AM

31. Yup. The deranged fake knight seeking

imagined days of past glory. The contrast between the real woman and Quixote's imagined view of her perfection fits the dual nature of Melania's projected image and the real person.

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Response to wnylib (Reply #31)

Mon Dec 23, 2019, 01:05 PM

32. Exactly...

Drump and his illusionary ramblings which become his apparent reality parallel Cervantes' story (imo).
Except, of course that Quixote, though insane, had some valid high ideals (none with drump) and unfortunately
our Quixote has been placed with enormous actual power to do harm through his manifestations.

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Response to wcmagumba (Reply #32)

Mon Dec 23, 2019, 02:15 PM

39. You're apparently familiar with the story.

The parallels are remarkable down to the coincidence of the name Don matching Quixote's title. Except for the idealism and intended values of the Cervantes character, as you pointed out.

The Drumpf Quixote's verbal jousting with windmills brought the parallels to mind for me even with Melania and Dulcinea. Didn't come uo with equivalents for the faithful but sane and pragmatic sidekick, Sancho Panza, since Trump's advisors seem cut from the same cloth as he is. Or for Rocinante, the broken down farm horse passed off as a trusty steed. Perhaps someone else would know who or what fills those places.

Allowing for the time span difference, there is even a parallel in Quixote creating his own reality through too many romance novels and Trump watching too much Fox TV and browsing too many nutcase websites.



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Response to dewsgirl (Original post)

Mon Dec 23, 2019, 08:40 AM

12. I just took a hot shower, flushed one of my

1.5 toilets a couple of times. All that hot coffee you know!

Yep things looking good here!

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Response to dewsgirl (Original post)

Mon Dec 23, 2019, 08:46 AM

13. Best reply, hands down!

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Response to Dennis Donovan (Reply #13)

Mon Dec 23, 2019, 10:00 AM

23. LOL..😊

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Response to dewsgirl (Original post)

Mon Dec 23, 2019, 08:47 AM

14. We're being flooded with trivial distractions.

Nothing better than a few new shiny objects to thrill us for the holidays while very boring things are happening away from the press such as our federal deficit exploding, functioning air and water pollution rules being reversed and refugees abused at our borders.

Next, he'll be ranting about the crucial shortage of blue-wall car tires.....

KY...........

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Response to KY_EnviroGuy (Reply #14)

Mon Dec 23, 2019, 10:01 AM

24. I agree, this is distraction.

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Response to dewsgirl (Original post)

Mon Dec 23, 2019, 08:53 AM

15. Give me your...

Stoves, your windmills, Your huddled refrigerators yearning to breathe free, The wretched toasters of your teeming shore. Send these, the appliances, tempest-tossed to me, I lift my Coleman lamp beside the golden door

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Response to Javaman (Reply #15)

Mon Dec 23, 2019, 09:14 AM

17. Forget it. We'll keep that stuff and send you POTUS.

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Response to wnylib (Reply #17)

Mon Dec 23, 2019, 09:59 AM

21. That is damn near an act of war.

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Response to dewsgirl (Original post)

Mon Dec 23, 2019, 11:14 AM

30. Only trump is so full of shit, he has to flush ten times.

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Response to dewsgirl (Original post)

Mon Dec 23, 2019, 01:51 PM

34. I never knew this was even a thing until he brought it up.

 

Just another distraction from President Dipshit.

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Response to smirkymonkey (Reply #34)

Mon Dec 23, 2019, 01:57 PM

36. There has to be some bizzare strategy here,

It could be worse. So plumbing distractions it is...😏

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Response to dewsgirl (Reply #36)

Mon Dec 23, 2019, 10:56 PM

42. The strategy appears to be to lift environmental regulations.

I'm sure that some CEO took Trump aside and talked him into going to war against water efficient regulations. Probably had something to do with California laws.

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Response to dewsgirl (Original post)

Mon Dec 23, 2019, 01:56 PM

35. We need to adopt Russian technology

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Response to dewsgirl (Original post)

Mon Dec 23, 2019, 02:00 PM

37. I highly recommend the replies to that tweet.....😆

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Response to dewsgirl (Original post)

Mon Dec 23, 2019, 02:15 PM

38. We also have light bulbs that'll turn ya orange

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Response to dewsgirl (Original post)

Mon Dec 23, 2019, 07:43 PM

41. Hey if he'll pay for new appliances I'll happily give him mine!

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