Are you guys ok? According to POTUS you guys don't have functioning

[dewsgirl]

toilets, sinks, showers or dishwashers.

Link to tweet

?s=20

Link to tweet

?s=20

[TheBlackAdder]

1. I need to redo my kitchen and bathrooms. Waiting for Trump's Government Buyback Program. 😂

[dewsgirl]

2. LOL..😊

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

25. You mean the thousand dollar tax cut wasn't enough?

[TheBlackAdder]

33. Yeah, for some reason that ended up costing me $2200.

[duforsure]

3. Its pretty sick

When a president leans towards banning types of toilets before wanting to ban weapons of war used for mass murders.

[wnylib]

4. We"re fine. It's POTUS that's not functioning.

[abqtommy]

5. +100

[GoCubsGo]

11. Yep. Beat me to it. n/t

[Kaiserguy]

16. He flushed once to often

and his pea brain when down the drain.

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

26. All those hamberders he eats

are clogging the Whitehouse toilet.

[Bernardo de La Paz]

6. No context. Did tRump tweet something? Say something at a rally? Interview? Link?

[progressoid]

18. SNL has a bit about it.

Starts at about 45 seconds in...

[yardwork]

19. Trump has been ranting about water efficient appliances.

According to Trump, we have to flush our toilets 15 times after eAch use and our dishwashers aren't allowed to use any water. Also we have to press 12 buttons.

[Bernardo de La Paz]

40. Ah, I'd heard about toilets but not the dishwashers. Thanks. . . . nt

[dewsgirl]

20. He's been going on and on about these things at his rallies.

Apparently people have to flush 15 times.🙄

[bucolic_frolic]

7. Trump is deranged

Going off the deep end. The direction and momentum is evident to all. The point of no return is fast approaching. Don't fight the trend, not even with thoughts and prayers. Insanity is the final defense. It's coming.

[empedocles]

8. trump getting weird and delusional about his personal 'body plumbing'?

[DBoon]

29. to maintain the purity of his "precious bodily fluids"?

[2naSalit]

9. He must think

he's succeeded in make this a shithole country already.

[wcmagumba]

10. and don't forget Lightbulbs and Windmills...

we desperately need Joe the Plumber (2020 version), Edison (from his grave) and Don Quixote's help!!!

[dewsgirl]

22. So seemingly random minus the windmills, which are his personal

boogeyman. I can't help, but think there is a distraction strategy here.

[wnylib]

27. Bingo! That's exactly what it is. But, he does

have the first name that fits with Quixote. And Melania makes a good Dulcinea.

For those not familiar with the story beyond the jousting with windmills, Quixote was a middle aged deranged country gentleman after the age of chivalry who believed it was his calling and destiny to bring back those times.

In his insanity he saw a local peasant girl with loose morals as the Medieval ideal of purity in women and chose her to be his pure lady love that he called Dulcinea.

[dewsgirl]

28. Sounds like him.

[wnylib]

31. Yup. The deranged fake knight seeking

imagined days of past glory. The contrast between the real woman and Quixote's imagined view of her perfection fits the dual nature of Melania's projected image and the real person.

[wcmagumba]

32. Exactly...

Drump and his illusionary ramblings which become his apparent reality parallel Cervantes' story (imo).
Except, of course that Quixote, though insane, had some valid high ideals (none with drump) and unfortunately
our Quixote has been placed with enormous actual power to do harm through his manifestations.

[wnylib]

39. You're apparently familiar with the story.

The parallels are remarkable down to the coincidence of the name Don matching Quixote's title. Except for the idealism and intended values of the Cervantes character, as you pointed out.

The Drumpf Quixote's verbal jousting with windmills brought the parallels to mind for me even with Melania and Dulcinea. Didn't come uo with equivalents for the faithful but sane and pragmatic sidekick, Sancho Panza, since Trump's advisors seem cut from the same cloth as he is. Or for Rocinante, the broken down farm horse passed off as a trusty steed. Perhaps someone else would know who or what fills those places.

Allowing for the time span difference, there is even a parallel in Quixote creating his own reality through too many romance novels and Trump watching too much Fox TV and browsing too many nutcase websites.

[True Blue American]

12. I just took a hot shower, flushed one of my

1.5 toilets a couple of times. All that hot coffee you know!

Yep things looking good here!

[Dennis Donovan]

13. Best reply, hands down!

Link to tweet

[dewsgirl]

23. LOL..😊

[KY_EnviroGuy]

14. We're being flooded with trivial distractions.

Nothing better than a few new shiny objects to thrill us for the holidays while very boring things are happening away from the press such as our federal deficit exploding, functioning air and water pollution rules being reversed and refugees abused at our borders.

Next, he'll be ranting about the crucial shortage of blue-wall car tires.....

KY...........

[dewsgirl]

24. I agree, this is distraction.

[Javaman]

15. Give me your...

Stoves, your windmills, Your huddled refrigerators yearning to breathe free, The wretched toasters of your teeming shore. Send these, the appliances, tempest-tossed to me, I lift my Coleman lamp beside the golden door

[wnylib]

17. Forget it. We'll keep that stuff and send you POTUS.

[irisblue]

21. That is damn near an act of war.

[LakeArenal]

30. Only trump is so full of shit, he has to flush ten times.

[smirkymonkey]

34. I never knew this was even a thing until he brought it up.

Just another distraction from President Dipshit.

[dewsgirl]

36. There has to be some bizzare strategy here,

It could be worse. So plumbing distractions it is...😏

[yardwork]

42. The strategy appears to be to lift environmental regulations.

I'm sure that some CEO took Trump aside and talked him into going to war against water efficient regulations. Probably had something to do with California laws.

[dalton99a]

35. We need to adopt Russian technology

[dewsgirl]

37. I highly recommend the replies to that tweet.....😆

[jmowreader]

38. We also have light bulbs that'll turn ya orange

[Initech]

41. Hey if he'll pay for new appliances I'll happily give him mine!