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I think everyone here will enjoy this. (Original Post) PoindexterOglethorpe Dec 2019 OP
Yes Senator,... forget fatherhood,... magicarpet Dec 2019 #1
heh Kali Dec 2019 #2
That was funny/cool/and important. Caliman73 Dec 2019 #3
Thanks for posting this! Talitha Dec 2019 #4
Hah! If only! smirkymonkey Dec 2019 #5
Perfect. If only the senator had to deliver through his urethra (via his dongle) erronis Dec 2019 #6
Repugs never think of consequences rickyhall Dec 2019 #7
Ha. Fantastic! mountain grammy Dec 2019 #8
Or there is option 2.... now that you and your wife have been made 'one' by marriage, as the head of keithbvadu2 Dec 2019 #9
I think it's implied that the surrogate has to be a blood relative localroger Dec 2019 #10
Details. Details. It's all a fantasy anyway. keithbvadu2 Dec 2019 #11
Mag-freakin'-nificent! calimary Dec 2019 #12

magicarpet

(14,109 posts)
1. Yes Senator,... forget fatherhood,...
Fri Dec 27, 2019, 08:38 PM
Dec 2019

... motherhood is far more exciting. Breast feeding has a sharp learning curve, but with enough time and hormones you will learn the ropes.

Caliman73

(11,721 posts)
3. That was funny/cool/and important.
Fri Dec 27, 2019, 08:50 PM
Dec 2019

Like when Steinem said, "if men could menstruate and women could not' 'menstruation would become an enviable, worthy, masculine event: men would brag about how long and how much'.

Men get to be so cavalier about abortion because pregnancy is not something we will ever have to face.

erronis

(15,164 posts)
6. Perfect. If only the senator had to deliver through his urethra (via his dongle)
Fri Dec 27, 2019, 10:11 PM
Dec 2019

There was a sci-fi novel about that... let's see if I can find it.

keithbvadu2

(36,626 posts)
9. Or there is option 2.... now that you and your wife have been made 'one' by marriage, as the head of
Fri Dec 27, 2019, 10:21 PM
Dec 2019

Or there is option 2.... now that you and your wife have been made 'one' by marriage, as the Biblical head of household you can opt to force your wife to accept the implantation and carry the baby to full term.

localroger

(3,619 posts)
10. I think it's implied that the surrogate has to be a blood relative
Fri Dec 27, 2019, 10:46 PM
Dec 2019

Relatives by marriage can't serve. Awwwwww.

keithbvadu2

(36,626 posts)
11. Details. Details. It's all a fantasy anyway.
Fri Dec 27, 2019, 10:52 PM
Dec 2019

It's all a fantasy anyway.

Lots of good hypotheticals in this story.

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