Another "Florida Man" story...

[Archae]

I bet this guy has sore hands in addition to a bad hangover.



Deputies: Florida man punches gas pumps, car wash, tree after argument with girlfriend

COLLIER COUNTY, Fla. (Gray News) - When deputies got Hunter Thomas Bleich booked into the Naples Jail Center, they said he began punching a concrete wall.

According to an arrest report reviewed by the Miami Herald, it wasn’t his first punch of the night.

Deputies said gas pumps first caught the brunt of his fists, followed by equipment inside of a drive-thru car wash. By the time deputies arrived at the Mobil gas station on the evening of Dec. 21, Bleich had allegedly already thrown hands at a nearby tree.

They found him sitting on a curb smoking a cigarette outside his car with the doors open. Inside the car, they found his girlfriend, Destinee Fernandez.

Deputies said Bleich claimed he had gotten into a heated argument with Fernandez that caused him so much anger, he took it out on the pumps, car wash and tree.

Investigators said Bleich’s breath reeked of alcohol. He allegedly told them he and Fernandez had been drinking at a Christmas party earlier in the evening.

https://www.wbay.com/content/news/Deputies-Florida-man-punches-gas-pumps-car-wash-tree-after-argument-with-girlfriend-566548461.html

[malaise]

1. At least he did not attack his girlfriend

Florida Man drunk but good

[MineralMan]

2. At least he vented his anger by punching inanimate objects,

not his girlfriend. Too often, that's not the case.

[tblue37]

5. It wasn't *this* time, but I'd bet he does hit her. That much uncontrollable rage

wouldn't always be visited only on inanimate objects.

[MineralMan]

7. You could be right, but he did not do that this time.

I'm not big on assuming things for which there is no evidence.

[CatMor]

3. I'm surprised his fists survived all that.

[Wounded Bear]

4. Nothing says "Merry Christmas" like a violent rampage...

apparently nobody got hurt, which is good, I guess.

[HAB911]

6. WOW, not even in the Panhandle?