We all know what a turd is, right?

[randr]

Well I propose a knew definition for a trump.
Trump: That small turd that sneaks out of your ass when you really have to go and can't hold it.

[LakeArenal]

1. Sorry. But trump is poison

I’d have turd poisoning.

Trump is my like a “chocolate” squirt that comes out and sprays all over the toilet before you can sit down.

[InAbLuEsTaTe]

2. That's an insult to all turds!!

[magicarpet]

3. Yes,... and then though,...

He is like that explosive case of diarrhea that spews all over the place in the carpeted hall as you frantically run for the bathroom.
The ~ movement ~ was no wheres on your radar screen, catching you totally off guard.

Now you find yourself squeegeeing the mess off the ceiling and walls and then cleaning things up with a wet vac. In a feeble attempt to restore things to a state of near normalcy.

But then trDump snorts and gulps down six more boxes of Ex-Lax and the cycle begins again.

[RainCaster]

4. That brings out quite a mental image

[UniteFightBack]

5. Oh I though it was a fart but can easily be extended to shit. I mean his name rhymes with dump and

this gives me inspiration... YOU have inspired me!!! Next time I'm at with the dumper family I'll make sure to announce my bathroom breaks as excuse me I have to go take a trump.

Oh pardon me I just trumped...at least my trumps don't stink like my brother in laws...I can go on and on about this.

[randr]

6. Exactly

Oops, I need to clean up a trump.

[MurrayDelph]

7. My thought was

Don Junior was da foist
Ivanka was da second
and Eric was da turd.

[smirkymonkey]

8. *snort*

[ooky]

9. I think the proper turd analogy for Trump is the really big turd

that stops up the toilet. And then stinks really bad.

[randr]

10. Any dump in trou

is a trump

[Iggo]

11. That's a "turtle head."