MAGAts: "...but he's fulfilled every promise!"

[CousinIT]

[gopiscrap]

1. yeah bullshit

[guillaumeb]

2. Promises made, promises kept. eom

[SCantiGOP]

3. add: I won't have time to play golf

I'll hire the best people (until they go to jail)

etc etc etc

[LastLiberal in PalmSprings]

13. His golf has has cost the taxpayers $115 million.

Trump Golf Count

A lot of that money goes straight into his pocket.

The Grifter-in-Chief.

[TruckFump]

4. And IMO the MAGAts will reply...

...it's the fault of the "do-nothing Democrats" who blocked all of his magnificent plans.

[Proud Liberal Dem]

7. Of course

there were NEVER any "plans". Trump has no "plans". Whatsoever. He just signs whatever other people dump in his lap in between golfing trips to Mar-A-Lago and tweeting. He is the literal embodiment of Grover Norquist's empty suit capable of operating a pen.

[Ohiogal]

5. And yet

They will support him until their dying day.

[SergeStorms]

12. Cults are like that.

"Dear Leader" can do no wrong. He's the embodiment of the second coming of christ.

[OhZone]

6. He fulfilled the biggest promise of all!

He didn't turn black.

Orange is Oh-k though.

[NewJeffCT]

9. He's been orange since he stated his run for president

If not before

I still can't get over that his clownish orange makeup wasn't laughed off the stage during the Republican primaries - the white circles around his eyes, but orange everywhere else.

[OhZone]

16. Ha! Yeah really!

Also, for racists orange is the new white.

[packman]

8. O.K. - Dah-now I get the Magats thing

Techers alhways said I was alwasys a bit slow


Gotta get a t-shirt with this image and an appropriate saying

[Midnight Writer]

11. Remember in 2018, he announced an imminent middle class tax cut, two weeks from election day?

No one in Congress knew about it, his men in the Senate didn't know about it, his Treasury department didn't know about it.

It was a lie he pulled straight out of his ass to boost Republican chances in the election.

As soon as the election was over, the whole middle class tax cut disappeared, back into his pocket, ready for the nest time he needs to close a sale.

[CrispyQ]

25. Just like his health care plan, and his China trade deal.

I am STUNNED how many of my fellow Americans are being openly conned and refuse to see it. It truly is cult-mind. I'm embarrassed for the ones I know and it's gonna leave a mark.

[Traildogbob]

14. Promise made

I will make the military even stronger. Certainly giving the contractors all the cash needed. Next, start a war with Iran, win election, begin the Draft so HIS military will make him leader for life, oh, wait.........but I do not wanna serve. Somebody gotta stay in the Middle East and North Korea and China and South America to keep his mushroom in bloom with power, while those MAGATs die for resources we want. It will not be rich kids from non tax paying parents. They pay for no wars, cash or children. Promise kept. But what the heck, you youngins will get guns, ammo, camo, targets to shoot, and bibles are always handed out to service people. Wait and see how many young white's start claiming they are gay, with bone spurs. Ye Ha! MurKKKa! Bein Great.

[moondust]

15. The only known known

when he ran for public office was that he's a lying racist pig and admitted sexual predator who has never served anybody but himself and in doing so had to declare bankruptcy at least six times.

Skid row material.

Will the White House have to be renamed the Whitey House or the Shit House?

[sellitman]

17. All they care about are the Judges

He has fucked the courts for 30-50 years.

That is it.

Nothing else matters.

[Zenlitened]

22. Exactly. -n/t

[dustyscamp]

18. He has control of the senate and all the courts. He is too dangerous to be left alive!-Mace Windu

[UniteFightBack]

19. I also remember some outlandish gdp numbers promised and don't forget that tax cut sham.

[smirkymonkey]

20. My family had insisted that the wall was built when I was arguing with them

over the Christmas holiday. I tried to correct them but they wouldn't hear of it. They were sure that their hero has built the wall and that we were safe from the "invaders" from Mexico. I really wanted to beat my head against the wall until I became unconscious.

[Bernardo de La Paz]

24. Laugh in their faces & call them suckers before you beat your head against any wall. Healthier. . nt

[Skittles]

21. yeah but

he puts brown kids in cages and pisses of liberals so it's all good

[B Stieg]

23. pResident tRump is bad for this country.

Period.