Charlie Pierce on Bill Clinton:

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"I would crawl on my knees naked through four miles of crushed glass just to listen, on a bad radio, to a debate between Bill Clinton and the zombie-eyed granny-starver Paul Ryan."

Gads, that would be a bloodbath that would make Classy Freddie Blassie's epic battles against Ed "The Sheik" Farhat look like a Junior League tea.

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