My kidney stone attacks are imminent.

[kairos12]

Last edited Fri Jan 10, 2020, 01:04 PM - Edit history (1)

I don't know what day, week, or year.

As as precaution, I'm having my kidneys removed.

Problem solved.

[empedocles]

1. Drink daily liters of water in the meantime, it works.

[Dennis Donovan]

2. Fight the kidneys here...

...so you won't have to fight them over there.

[woodsprite]

3. Get 'em zapped! That's what I do.

Then you only are in pain for sorts bursts of time (when the shards are actively moving from the kidney to the bladder). Peeing them out didn't hurt, and they gave me some med to dialate the tube between the kidney and bladder, so that wasn't so bad. Oxycodone took care of any of the other pain I had!

I actually go next week to have a 9mm one blasted. They said it's not coming out any other way.

[Crunchy Frog]

11. You're lucky. They didn't give me a damn thing for the pain.

Not even when I was in the ER screaming.

I'm staying home and taking care of it myself if it happens again.

[vsrazdem]

4. I don't they were serious about the kidney stones, people. It was sarcasm.

[Cracklin Charlie]

10. Kidney stones are serious to those who have passed one.

Like me. It’s an unforgettable experience.

But you’re right, I believe the kidney stones in this op are a stand in for something else.

[vsrazdem]

12. I know, I have 3 right now as we speak, even though I take medication twice a day to prevent.

[unblock]

5. i think it's pretty obvious iran is responsible for the kidney stone attacks.

we have to fight back or it will turn into another bowling green massacre!

[2naSalit]

6. And it could mean

that melanoma has to go back for more kidney work at our expense along withe the return of kellyanne appearances.

[malaise]

13. You win the thread

[lunatica]

14. It was a conspiracy in Kenya when Obama was born

which the Democrats and Hillary kept secret so they can take America over to promote child pornography and the sex trades through using Benghazi as a distraction. Oh! And emails.

[StarryNite]

7. You should shoot out your appendix while you're at it.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

8. Recycle them! 😋🍺🥧

[Maru Kitteh]

9. Are you trying to tell us you have rock-hard nipples that are prone to poor behavior?

First kidney stones.