Notwithstanding extremely stiff competition, GOP Senator Joni "Pig Castratrix" Ernst has

[Atticus]

been named a finalist in this month's competition for the coveted "Box o' Rox*" trophy. Her statement that yesterday's GAO announcement that Trump broke the law was "moot" since Ukraine eventually got the funds put her over the top.

*as in "Dumber than a box of rocks"

[leftieNanner]

1. "Pig Castratrix"

Made me laugh! I pictured her in tight, shiny black leather with handcuffs in one hand and a sharp knife in another.

[CurtEastPoint]

2. Pig Castratrix... you win!

[edhopper]

3. It wasn't kidnapping

because eventually they got the child back.

[stopdiggin]

4. got a feeling even her constituents

some of which also not the brightest pennies -- are having a little trouble with that one.
Whaaaaa?

translation: "It doesn't matter because we finally caught up with the SOB .."
(except the SOB is our Commander in Chief)

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

5. It wasn't a bank robbery because they got the loot back.

It wasn't assault because the bruises healed up completely.

The shoe bomber and the underwear bomber shouldn't have gone to prison because they never managed to blow up the airplanes.

[2naSalit]

6. Whenever I see her photo

or hear her name, I can't help but picture her castrating hogs... Where does that come from?