"You won't believe it, but . . ." Please come CAPTION Rudy Guiliani!!!!

[skip fox]

Rudy (Toys in the Attic) Guiliani is saying: ". . . and the Impeachment hearings are missing the fact that Joe Biden made over eight-million dollars in brides in Ukraine, so at noon today I'm announcing my own hearings against Joe and Hunter Biden and next week I'll be releasing taped interviews with a dozen Ukrainians who will testify to the Bidens' corrupt enterprise in Ukraine."


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The above in not a real CAPTION (fictionalized speech to satirize the speaker) but a summary of what REALLY HAPPENED THIS MORNING (1.24.20) based on this 4:23-minute clip at Media-ite (you won't believe it but . . .):

https://www.mediaite.com/opinion/watch-fox-friends-desperately-try-to-wrap-up-rudy-giulianis-hot-mess-of-an-interview-were-done/

[skip fox]

1. Guiliani continues:

"And last week I saw a pig with wings."

[skip fox]

2. Guiliani continues

"And that's not the worst. My sources tell me the CoronaVirus was developed in Hillary's secret labs to distract us from Biden's corruption."

[COLGATE4]

3. This is the same 'multimillionaire' Joe Biden

who Obama had to offer to lend money to in order to pay for Beau's cancer treatments.

[Johonny]

4. Guiliani: This trial is totally unfair. The president is not allowed to question witnesses.

The president is not allowed to see the evidence the House claims to have. The president isn't allowed to even have lawyers. Can you imagine that. They got like twenty of them and we got none. Not one person on our side that's allowed to know the law.

Steve: But aren't you a lawyer and don't you work for the president?

Guiliani: Well, yeah...

Steve: And those guys at the trial on his defense team, aren't they lawyers?

Guiliani: Well, yeah ... but I meant good ones. The president isn't allowed to have good lawyers!