I can just imagine the Chiefs' White House visit

[jmowreader]

After eating enough cold hamberders to at least look polite, the Chiefs gather around Our Grate President...

"Mr. President, it is now time for the presentation ceremony. Under ordinary circumstances, we would have had an official jersey prepared with your last name and the number 45 on it.

"These are not ordinary circumstances. We received millions of emails and letters from residents of our beautiful state. Let me read one of them: 'Dear Coach Reid, I went out and bought a computer just so I'd be able to send you this...' and that's not the only message we got that said this very thing.

"Our fans and friends all across the state begged us, pleaded with us, to present to you what we are about to present.

"Mr. President, this is a map of Missouri with Kansas City circled in bright red Sharpie, and with a Chiefs logo right where Arrowhead Stadium is. We ask you to study this map and learn from it, so you might be able to learn that, regardless of the name of the city we are in, we don't play football in Kansas."

[malaise]

1. Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

Better they just don't show up

[jmowreader]

4. I could see that

"Dear Mr. President, we understand that you have invited the Kansas City, Kansas Chiefs to the White House. The Kansas City, Kansas Chiefs are a Pop Warner Football team and they won the city championship this year. It is a requirement that all adults who come into contact with Pop Warner Football players be processed through a standard background check. You didn't pass. I think they said something about you walking into girls' dressing rooms at beauty pageants.

"Unfortunately, our quarterback has a little bit of a baby face so, obviously, we'd be worried about him if we were to expose him to sexual deviants."

[malaise]

5. Hilarious but true - you're on a roll

Perfect

This deserves to be on the greatest page

[CaptYossarian]

9. Not to mention anyone who's had their picture taken with Jeffrey Epstein.

How small can liddle Donnie be when he only fits inside younger teens? Does the sex echo when he's with an adult? No wonder why they call her Stormy.

[Sherman A1]

2. Grate!

[jmowreader]

3. Grate, as in...

"His voice grates on my nerves"

or

"He'll be sleeping on a steam grate come this time next year."

[Sherman A1]

6. Both work for me

[murielm99]

7. Maybe they should have a jersey

made up for him with the map printed on it, including Kansas City circled in red.

[MyOwnPeace]

8. But you know..........

he'll use his "Magic Weather Sharpie" and draw the map the way it is "supposed to be!"

[Dukkha]

10. Oh and Chiefs is just a team name

No Pocahontas comments please!

[rockfordfile]

11. They should boycott the racist un-American traitor

[gordianot]

12. Missouri may vote Republican not Kansas City, Missouri.

Trump continually confuses Kansas City with Kansas

[IronLionZion]

13. Any president who doesn't know this needs to be removed from office

and deported from this country. This is downright unAmerican!

[underpants]

14. 😆

[modrepub]

15. You can't fix stupid

I’ve heard a lot of people say that...

[underpants]

17. Awesome reply

[manhattan123]

16. If they get invited, they should go to Washington State.

They would have more fun.

[Maxheader]

18. A few might not go...

REid said he would if invited...I don't know where the owners..the hunts..stand on
the issues with stumpy...

[WyattKansas]

19. As a longtime Chiefs fan...

I hope the team declines any invitation from him. It was bad enough seeing his Hershey Squirt commercials during the Super Bowl.