Stephen Colbert has such a way with words.

[wnylib]

Just watched a recent Colbert monologue in which he said the 4 Federal prosecutors who resigned from the Stone case had trouble finding the exit. Barr had relocated DOJ "up Trump's ass."

Earlier in the monologue he showed Trump using the first letters of 4 corporations to spell MAGA.

Colbert demonstrated that you can rearrange "Donald Trump" to spell "Plod Turd Man."

Reminiscent of Tom Marvolo Riddle and Lord Voldemort.

Lord Turd Man.

[empedocles]

1. ''up Trump's ass''

[is a double edged phrase - hope the second edge works out]

[Fiendish Thingy]

2. "Putin's C*ck Holster"

That’s my favourite Colbert epithet for Trump.

[wnylib]

3. Yes, I remember that one, too.

Surprises me sometimes at what he gets away with.

[IcyPeas]

4. Plod Turd Man - LOL make it stick!

make it stick!!!!!!!

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[wnylib]

5. I like that anagram, but also like

Lord Turd Man. Not a perfect anagram because of the "L" but so fitting in the contrast between the title, which he would fantasize about, and the reality of what he's really like.