List of Paul Ryan's Remarkable Achievments

[Laxman]

He's starting to remind me of Alfalfa from the Little Rascals when he pretended to be a football hero at prep school to impress his friends back home.



After some research I found that he also used to be an astronaut. Here's a picture of him on the moon.

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Has anyone else uncovered any of his amazing exploits? Race car driver? Fireman? Jet Pilot?

I forgot to add that he saved Princess Toadstool from Bowser!

[Dread Pirate Roberts]

1. What About the Alamo!

Wasn't it him and Davey. Shoulder to shoulder, backs to the wall?

On second thought, it couldn't have been him. He never served int he military.

[11 Bravo]

2. Lassie didn't save little Timmy from the well! It was Paul Ryan!

[Laxman]

3. He Saved New Orleans

He single-handedly (or would it be single-fingerdly?) prevented flooding in New Orleans last week during Hurricane Isaac.




It was in all the papers!

[Jacki7680]

4. Is that his IQ or his marathon time on that football jersey?

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"I ran the marathon in 0....Hey, want to see me run it again?"

Disclaimer! That was my husband's line. He was looking over my shoulder at the computer and came up with it. Actually, I think he got it from our 12 year-old son.