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Fri Mar 6, 2020, 08:55 AM

"It'll be great for morticians and funeral directors." . . . Please come CAPTION PresiDented Trump!




PresiDented Trump is saying: "But then I realized that we have the best scientists and labs in the world. . . . I mean, why should we take testing formulas or procedures from anyone else like a China or the World Health Organization? . . . Besides the delay bought us valuable time to think things through without a panic like you're seeing in other countries."

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Reply "It'll be great for morticians and funeral directors." . . . Please come CAPTION PresiDented Trump! (Original post)
skip fox Mar 2020 OP
N_E_1 for Tennis Mar 2020 #1
DinahMoeHum Mar 2020 #2
Johonny Mar 2020 #3
skip fox Mar 2020 #4
Sunlei Mar 2020 #5

Response to skip fox (Original post)

Fri Mar 6, 2020, 08:59 AM

1. ...and the jobs...the jobs that will be created...

hospital staff...up, mortuary helpers...up, cemetery gravediggers...up! One of the greatest job making opportunities...ever...in the history of the universe!

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Fri Mar 6, 2020, 09:37 AM

2. Methinks you mean "PresiDemented Trump"



(sigh!) Frederic Bastiat's "broken window" economic fallacy taken to new lows.

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Fri Mar 6, 2020, 10:01 AM

3. A lot of people are now asking for the virus. At first they're like we don't need a virus. The virus

it's bad. Very bad hombre. But then, many people now are like, why don't I have a virus too. I want a virus. Sorry folks, but Nancy Pelosi says you don't deserve it. Only liberal elites get to have the virus. I'm listening to top people on this, all the generals, and they are like, in China, CHINA! they all are getting the virus. But we can't have it here. There is a virus gap. It's a yuge gap. But the crazy Bernie wants that gap. I find that interesting, I find that very interesting. Whenever they say you don't want it, I find they don't want you to have it. Because it's good. It's oh so good. Very goodly. So maybe, I'll be cutting those Obama policies on not getting virus and make so many people happy. Maybe. It probably could probably be a good thing, probably.

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Response to Johonny (Reply #3)

Fri Mar 6, 2020, 10:12 AM

4. D.T. continues:

"Also I'm putting a massive tariff on the virus. It will bring in billions, literally billions, to our treasury. I'm hoping to eliminate the national debt with this virus."

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Fri Mar 6, 2020, 10:22 AM

5. impossible to polish a sea of unhappy turds

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