Hey, there's a coronavirus.gov website, which Pence proudly promotes. And here I thought

we had something to worry about on our hands. On my hands? I'll just wash mine and thank Momma's Boy for his wonderfully helpful website for that tip.

*Cough*

The most surprising thing about today's White House presser? They didn't give their campaign some typical Republican catchy moniker, like "Operation Air Freedom" or something. Or roll out John Ashcroft's crayola system... we're still at Code White, no big deal, really!