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Moonwalk

(2,322 posts)
Sun Sep 9, 2012, 03:01 PM Sep 2012

I Need Someone to Make this Ad for me! In response to "Breaking w/Obama" Ad....

In fact, I think we could make a whole series with different women. Here's mine. We'll use the woman who looks like the one who broke with Obama...
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HE'S NOT THE GUY FOR YOU: Advertisement

Setting: Woman in cocktail dress seated at a fine, elegant restaurant across from a Romney-esque gentleman in nice suit seen from the back. She eating her meal. Gushing at him.

Woman (looking intrigued and very interested): So you're a millionaire? Wow. Five houses? And horses, too? And you're a successful business man. Well, (laughing) I know you'll treat me right.

The Man hands her a sheet of paper. She pauses to peruse it.

Woman: What's this? Oh. What you require of ladies who are in a relationship with you? Okay, this is nice to know...

Woman (freezing in disbelief): You're going to take away my contraceptives? You can't be serious--

Woman (more horrified as she reads): --And you want to pre-approve certain medical procedures I'm thinking of having?--I dunno. I think that should be between me and my doctor--

Woman (astounded): And you don't want me to make as much money as a man who does the same job?

Man taps the paper.

Woman: Oh, the club you belong to doesn't favor equal pay for women. I see. Well....

Woman (with resignation): I suppose if you're going to be paying for everything, then I can be flexible and do what you want me to do...

Man tosses down his napkin and hands her the bill.

Woman: You want me to pay?

Fade to black--woman still talking as the words: "He's not the guy for you" appear on screen.

Woman: But you ordered and ate all the caviar! Won't you even pay your fair share.....?

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I'll be happy to take any recommendations, thoughts or changes to make it better

I think we could make a score of these. Imagine a woman in uniform talking to Romney. Or a woman with a child. Or a woman who is sick and has a sick mother.....

Seriously. Could someone with willing actors make a few of these for the internet? The "breaking with Obama" spot needs to be responded to, and responded to, and responded to....

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I Need Someone to Make this Ad for me! In response to "Breaking w/Obama" Ad.... (Original Post) Moonwalk Sep 2012 OP
Like it!!! Send it to the OB campaign with a check! nt nanabugg Sep 2012 #1
50 Shades of Romney n/t woodsprite Sep 2012 #2
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