How will we react when we learn Trump has contracted Coronavirus?

[BKDem]

Will we be honest?

[intrepidity]

1. My fingers will be crossed

Won't yours?

[TheBlackAdder]

17. I know how Trump's kids will react!

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[Totally Tunsie]

108. The princess won't like this photo.

It makes her nose look larger than her brothers'. Time to call the plastic surgeon!

Nice sentiment, though!

[MerryBlooms]

107. I've been through ARDS and

pneumonia at the same time. Once I was well enough to suck out my own lungs through my into tube, it seemed like no big deal to the nurses. I will Never forget that feeling of drowning or the desperation I felt sucking that foam out of my lungs with that tube thing. I remember pressing my button over and over, and no one coming to help me. No one cared. No one will care.

[rzemanfl]

2. I will pray. Not saying for what. n/t

[leftieNanner]

3. Am I a bad person?

[Brainfodder]

19. Right there beside ya.... or thereabouts!

[gopiscrap]

58. me too

[ecstatic]

4. Thoughts and prayers! Nt

[captain queeg]

13. 👍👍👍

[matt819]

24. Or maybe thoughts only? (nt)

[MLAA]

104. I. Thinking more like darts and dares 😬

[Wounded Bear]

5. Well, we won't be throwing any big parties...

at least for a few weeks or so.

[Crunchy Frog]

100. We can throw virtual parties.

[A HERETIC I AM]

6. If by "We" you mean the rational people of this country......

Then there wont be a dance floor large enough.

[HarlanPepper]

7. At this point, im looking for any hopeful signs.

[Squinch]

8. Dancing in the street? Sudden misplacement of all ventilators in his neighborhood?

[PoindexterOglethorpe]

76. You stole my answer!

I am going for dancing in the street.

[llmart]

90. I will be dancing in the streets AND...

putting out my flag for the first time since he stole the election. I think my neighbors will get my drift.

[MyOwnPeace]

93. Interesting......

I like the way you have made "your statement."

[tinrobot]

9. I hope he continues to work closely with his supporters.

[Pachamama]

16. +100000

[sheshe2]

77. Bwahahahaha.

And senior staff.

[Drahthaardogs]

10. I will LAUGH my ass off

And if COVID kills me, I will die a bit happier

[mackdaddy]

95. My thought exactly!

[Watchfoxheadexplodes]

11. Well

[mr_lebowski]

37. Whenever he is gone from office I have long planned to spin that tune up on the car stereo

in the garage, with all doors and trunk open, crank it to the level of distortion ... literally walk out into my street ... and do as DLR has exhorted me to do ... in ecstatic fashion.

[LonePirate]

12. I don't want anyone to die from this virus. However if it shuts him up for a couple of days, then OK

[Siwsan]

14. I'll tip my hat to Karma

[JHB]

15. Oh, I expect my reaction will be pretty typical...

Like being strapped into a roller-coaster ride an hour after eating some bad fish.

[Niagara]

18. I really don't care, do u?

[LiberalFighter]

20. Will his kids be infected too?

[Doreen]

23. Well, yeah, but not Barron and Tiffany.

As far as the rest of the family hell yeah. I do not really want them to die but just not able to continue what they are doing.

[BKDem]

34. DJT Jr must die.

He kills and butchers elephants for fun.

[Loki Liesmith]

21. Laughter

[randr]

22. I'll be playing the itty bitty fiddle

[Brainfodder]

25. Does he suffer greatly and succumb to the horrific long lasting LUNG pain?

Until we have that answer, ummm NO COMMENT?



Do extend my most insincere Susan Collins for him.

[MyOwnPeace]

94. Hey, Brain...............

"Do extend my most insincere Susan Collins for him."

NAILED me on that one!

[Wellstone ruled]

26. Three fingers of Jack Daniels in a water glass.

[mchill]

27. I've been wondering if Xi and Trump

Have gotten injected with a recovered person’s antigens explaining why Xi had the balls to go to Hubei Province and Trump continues to defy social distancing.

[Downtown Hound]

28. I'll be fucking happy

And anybody who has a problem with that can kiss my ass. I was recovering from life saving heart surgery in 2017 (I almost didn't make it) and watched that asshole try and kill the health insurance that saved by life on the TV from my hospital bed. If Trump dies, I will cheer. If he suffers, I will cheer. I owe him nothing, not even an ounce of grace. And I'm not interested in hearing anybody who says I do or that I should be better than that. He has earned every bit of virtiol directed at him and then some.

[BKDem]

30. Thank you for sharing.

Especially because yours is the correct opinion on this.

[Turin_C3PO]

33. That's where I'm at.

I’m disabled and on Medicare and Medicaid as a secondary. The Medicaid part of my coverage is due to the ACA. One of my drugs is $320,000 a year that would have a $2000 copay if it weren’t for my ACA coverage. So Trump is currently in court literally trying to KILL me. Fuck him.

[BKDem]

39. Trump must be stopped. If a new disease can do it, great.

Trump has earned it by trying to deny people like you the medicine they need.

Good luck, we’re rooting for you.

[bluestarone]

29. look below

[milestogo]

31. I wish the virus well in its encounter with him.

[jmowreader]

32. It depends on who you are

If you are a generous and tolerant person, you will react by giving thoughts and prayers for his speedy recovery, and hope he grows a bit as a person from the experience.

If you are a petty and vindictive person, you will react by hoping Trump, Pence, and their entire families die a horrible, painful death.

And if you are one of Trump’s five children, you will react by hoping against all hope the probate judge won’t notice the “Genuine and 100 Percent Real Last Will and Testament of Donald J. Trump, Super Genius, Expert Businessman, Real Billionaire and Greatest President the World has Ever Known” that awards 100 percent of Trump’s estate to you has “Made by the Demo Version of Adobe Photoshop” watermarks all over it.

[a kennedy]

40. I consider myself a bitch when it comes to THAT orange piece of shit.......and

I hope he DOES get it and has one of the worse cases EVER. Would like him to survive, but be so sick by it, that his POTUS days ARE OVER.

[Downtown Hound]

41. "If you are a generous and tolerant person

you will react by giving thoughts and prayers for his speedy recovery, and hope he grows a bit as a person from the experience."

Let me fix that for you. "If you are an incredibly naive and pedantic idiot with a misguided and phony sense of moral superiority who's actually stupid enough to think that Trump is ever capable of growing as a person, then you will feel this way."

There you go. The straight up turth without any of the feel good take the high road horseshit.

[womanofthehills]

45. Also "if you are a generous and tolerant person"

You will react by hoping Trump succumbs to the virus so no more innocent children are locked in cages, and hungry children get to eat.

[jmowreader]

51. Given that...

Most people, and certainly most people here, want President Krylon, the planet's most worthless shit-for-brains excuse for whatever species he is pretending to be a member of, to become so fucking sick from the coronavirus he only wishes he was dead. If the bastard dies of the coronavirus he will totally miss out on his true destiny, which is to die of a heart attack while pushing a cart full of prison laundry.

[Downtown Hound]

52. I don't really care how he dies

Whenever or however it happens, the world will be a better place on that day.

[MyOwnPeace]

97. Perhaps the germ of a new thread:

"What is the way YOU would like to see IQ45 (AKA: President Krylon) exit his time here on Earth?"

Since I will nominate your submission as entry #1, I do have a special "liking" to the vision of him pushing the laundry cart in prison!



DISCLAIMER: Jared, Princess, Uday, and Qusay - you don't get a vote!

[Tommy_Carcetti]

35. There's a jacket in Melania's closet that pretty much sums up my feelings.

Not an ounce of sympathy.

[tirebiter]

36. I'd give his victims the go ahead and

The ones who did or will die due to his incompetence decide where he goes next

[brewens]

38. I'll be careful where I'm pointing the champagne bottle. n/t

[beachbumbob]

42. pray for a slow and agnonizing death and hope he gives to wife and kids as well.

I see these people just like Hitler and the Nazis

[smirkymonkey]

50. +1000

I really wish I could be a better person, but I'm not there yet. Not where these people are concerned.

[Grokenstein]

43. I just want to watch him panic as everyone around him starts coughing.

[skypilot]

75. And as he searches in vain...

...for someone willing to get close enough to do his hair and makeup.

[Timewas]

44. I am an Atheist

But that might convert me

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

46. We probably won't be able to party for a few months

but when we do, it will be epic.

[malaise]

47. Why yes :-)!

[keithbvadu2]

48. Recommend that he go to work as usual.

Recommend that he go to work as usual.

And associate with republicans only - as usual.

[Hortensis]

49. Maybe as if Nancy's flicking her papers at me and giving me the eye.

My usual reaction to this disaster, as all the others, is wishing justice on all those who voted for him, or otherwise helped elect him, by their getting what they chose for others. That's an awful lot of broken and dead people, though, and I can use a handler.

GA's governor recommended all schools close, and our grandsons' district is, notices coming about digital learning schedules. Nursing homes in Georgia are also about to be closed to all visitors, including family. Our son's business does some work for them, but they'll have to show up with masks and proof they're not ill.

[MyOwnPeace]

54. Maybe this...........

evilgrin:

[MFGsunny]

87. Ya, baby. I got the street all picked out already!

And surely a choir of angels will join me.

[Aquaria]

55. I might have to wait for the COVID-19 to get under control

After that? This is what will happen at my place:

I've already thrown this party a few times in my life, but I can go for one more big blowout before it becomes too unseemly for someone my age.

PS: I'm also the person most likely to be like the guy at 3:22. Into the drink, clothes and all!

[Newest Reality]

56. Does the great benefit...

Does the great benefit to humanity and the world have anything to do with how we react?

I mean, being in office is to serve the people. It is not supposed to be about a person.

Now, if that person is a bane on our existence and a threat to our national security and a bringer of pestilence...

Gee...can we revel in the benefits? Isn't mourning for those close to him?

[Laelth]

59. I will pray for him.

Psalm 109.

That’s the least I can do.

-Laelth

[BKDem]

62. That's very Old Testament of you.

[Laelth]

66. Yep. That one is fierce.

Suffice it to say that Donald Trump is not my favorite person.

-Laelth

[BKDem]

71. That doesn't make you a bad person.

It’s a big plus, actually.

[MyOwnPeace]

92. To save others the search......

"For he did not remember to show kindness,

but pursued the poor and needy

and the brokenhearted, to put them to death.

He loved to curse; let curses come upon him!

He did not delight in blessing; may it be far from him!

He clothed himself with cursing as his coat;

may it soak into his body like water,

like oil into his bones!

May it be like a garment that he wraps around him,

like a belt that he puts on every day!

May this be the reward of my accusers from the LORD,

of those who speak evil against my life!"


Oh, man, all of my "F-U's" to IQ45 could not have said it that well!!!!!

I wonder if Pence will quote that particular part of scripture when he gets to lead the service for IQ45 when he kicks?

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

102. Let his days be few; and let another take his office.

Let his children be fatherless, and his wife a widow.

Let his children be continually vagabonds, and beg: let them seek [their bread] also out of their desolate places.

Let the extortioner catch all that he hath; and let the strangers spoil his labour.

Let there be none to extend mercy unto him: neither let there be any to favour his fatherless children.

Let his posterity be cut off; and in the generation following let their name be blotted out.

Let the iniquity of his fathers be remembered with the LORD; and let not the sin of his mother be blotted out.

[Autumn]

60. One can only

[Faux pas]

61. ...

[scrabblequeen40]

63. I will "express concern," then vote his ass out of office. eom

[Bettie]

64. Would it be unseemly to go outside and light off

fireworks while dancing around a bonfire?

[BKDem]

65. No.

[skypilot]

78. Just don't keep the fireworks too close...

...to the bonfire.

[Ruby the Liberal]

67. If that what it takes to dismantle and quarantine this administration

from the general public, than so be it. Swear Dr Fauci in until the election.

Its long past time for the competent adults to take over - and if it means sidelining his ass so that these teams feel they can speak/act freely, then it can't happen soon enough.

[volstork]

68. KC & the Sunshine Band

predicted this moment:

[Yeehah]

69. Have a shot of teh-killya to celebrate.

[steve2470]

70. If he dies, I hope it's very fast (to spare all of us)

If he lives, I hope he's fucking miserable for days.

[skypilot]

79. Days???

You're far too generous.

[steve2470]

80. how about 60 days ?

[skypilot]

83. How many days between now...

...and November 3rd ?.

[steve2470]

84. ok we'll do that many haha nt

[skypilot]

85. I just realized...

...that there is no high-five emoji on DU.

[Generic Brad]

72. I don't care, Do U?

He's a cipher. His karmic fate is his and his alone. I really don't care how he personally fares.

[LastLiberal in PalmSprings]

73. Would a parade be considered in bad taste?

I know one thing for sure: when he dies I refuse to piss on his grave. It's not out of respect -- I just hate to stand in long lines.

[MyOwnPeace]

103. Boy, ain't THAT the truth................

Was at a funeral service when the officiating Pastor asked for "last comments" from the attendees (looking for someone/anyone to say something "nice" about the deceased).............................

Yeah, a VERY awkward, l---o---n---g bit of silence (and a room full of people starring at their shoes).

Can't imagine how writers in the media will be able to produce copy that would truly reflect what has transpired under this mis-administration while there will certainly be a "Solemn State Ceremony" given to the asshole..................

[Glimmer of Hope]

74. The world will start making sense to me.

[ornotna]

81. It's gonna get real

[MyOwnPeace]

105. THAT........

is GREAT STUFF!

[I_UndergroundPanther]

82. I will finally be able to relax

Because I always have the nagging thought he wants to kill the poor, disabled and the vulnerable.

I will no longer feel that angst.

[CanonRay]

86. Unbounded joy

[Different Drummer]

88. This is what my reaction will be.

[MyOwnPeace]

106. I LIKE BACON!!!!!!

[snort]

89. I will be devastated

that I wasn't there to watch him die.

[nini]

91. We'll never know

It''s be covered up big time.

[Grown2Hate]

96. To be completely honest, he's going to need a LOT of support if that happens. I truly hope

this his loved ones, and Pence, and McConnell can be there to keep him company and comfort him. LOTS of hugs and kisses.

[DesertRat]

98. We won't ever know

His sycophants will assure us the he's the strongest, most fit president with an incredibly powerful immune system. Period!

[Crunchy Frog]

99. Party time.

And yes I will be honest. Maybe they'll have to ban me from the site.

[Afromania]

101. Bro don't sweat it. Its a hoax.

Just take two of these chill pills and call me in the never.