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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsTime for the dump family to take a one-way trip to the USSR?
Things are getting a bit unpleasant here in the USofA.
Dump has fulfilled the terms of his contract, mostly. The bonus 20% will be paid when the US becomes totally incapacitated.
Dear Vlad has promised a huuge dasha and a Dump Tower to hold all of Donnie's wealth. Sort of like the Tower of London.
Jarvanka will have suitable accommodations also - probably a leading role making dolls and trollings. Dump's "wife" will be rewarded with a Slovenian Metal of Horror "Ask Me If I Care".
Pence will continue looking like a robot bunny until his energizer batteries wear out.
There's probably a very good supply of novichok for all of the above and anyone else who may have knowledge of the linkages between the USSR and the US - looking at you (r)epublicons.