Plea to Trump-Humpers

[NanceGreggs]

Please wear your MAGA hats and/or other identifying insignia when out in public.

Given that you dumbasses are ignoring shelter-at-home and social-distancing guidelines, you are the most likely spreaders of the coronavirus. As such, warning those you might come in contact with in public could save lives.

If you are still attending packed church services, pinning a cross on your MAGA T-shirt would serve as additional warning that you are a likely disease-carrier who needs to be avoided at all costs.

We used to view you MAGA-hat wearers merely as brain-dead idiots. We now view you as probable deliverers of disease and death.

So get those red hats on your heads! It’s time to proudly display your solidarity with a “pResident” who doesn’t care who sickens and dies as a result of his own lies, misinformation, and abject stupidity.

[rzemanfl]

1. Soup! n/t

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2. ...

[Skittles]

3. they might be afraid to wear them now

they should feel ashamed but I doubt people who voted for that fascist piece of shit con man have the capability to feel shame

[Hanzzy72]

25. They should be scared.

I fully expect the little parasites to retreat to whatever hole they crawled out of when the orange menace occupied the oval office.

[Permanut]

4. Metaphorically speaking..

The mark of the beast the Bible speaks of (see Revelation 13:16-18, 14 -11), also Revelation 3.

That would be a mark of the beast on the forehead. Bible doesn't specify the mark, but I'm thinking it could say MAGA, or "Make America Great Again". Something like that. Just guessing, but could it REALLY be a coincidence?

[BComplex]

18. A lot of people have been thinking that.

Ya can't help but think it, ey?

[kag]

5. My brother says...

"I fully support open carry laws. I call them 'Moron identification laws.'"

[mcar]

6. In my red county, I assume they all are

but the ID would help.

[TomSlick]

12. Yeah, me too.

I had no choice to go to Walmart this afternoon. It is impossible to maintain six feet of distance in the aisles. I found myself making quick judgments about which Walmart shopper was the most dangerous.

Men in cammo shirts, men with Duck Dynasty beards, or anyone that looked just generally dim-witted were give the widest possible berth. I also steered clear of children to protect them from whatever I may be carrying.

[lambchopp59]

15. I live in a rural area, sometimes Wally's is the only source as well

Some goofball in camoflauge wear head-to-toe and two perhaps pre-teens in tow was laughing hyena-style at the mask I was wearing,. Soon as he made eye contact with me he guffawed: "You think that mask is going to protect you from something".
"This isn't about protecting me" I retorted.
Suddenly Mr Camo backed off about 3 more feet pushing the offspring with him.

[erronis]

23. Perfect retort. At least that magat wasn't totally drump-stoopid.

[aka-chmeee]

26. I would have asked him...

"Do you think the coronavirus won't be able to find you in that ridiculous costume?"

[lambchopp59]

28. LOL, double down

Sort of cracks me up full camo gear has become a rural "fashion", but uncertain if they've made ties to go with the suit yet for formal occasions. Considering the "Duck Dynasty" look this clown fully had going along with the male of the pre-teens in camo, fortunately he laughed so I could make him and his son out among the store shelves behind him, right?
There was no mistaking my matter of fact tone to this joker, I'm a healthcare worker, exposed to many patients a day. I can easily become a source of community spread, and the extents that I go to help prevent that possibility upon coming home from work are extensive. Any of us can become a carrier of this blight and be unaware of that for days.
But I wish I'd had a camera trained on this jerk to catch that sudden change of mood. It would have made major-viral sharing.

[BSdetect]

7. They ought to have them stuck to their heads for good.

[BigmanPigman]

8. Yes, make it easier to spot them and shame them

on social media.

[GopherGal]

17. The Scarlet Letter...

Except it's now two "A"'s. One preceded by an "M", the other preceded by a "G"

[BigmanPigman]

22. I was going to say the A stands for Ass

but I like your idea better.

[amuse bouche]

9. Every word..truth

[Brainfodder]

10. Paper bibs from Target people tell me would make a nice addition to their wardrobe emergency kit?

[marble falls]

11. It would be a public service so that when they cry about empty markets they'd know ...

exactly who was binge buying the TP.

[yaesu]

13. The grocery store I went to today had crosses taped every six feet on the floor to space

people out at the register. Of coarse a tRumpster behind be ignored it, first trip in 2 weeks, store was pretty much cleaned out of baking supplies but a junk food diet may be alright for a couple of weeks.

[calimary]

14. That's a good idea.

[yaesu]

16. The register area was also shielded with clear Plexiglas. nt

[lastlib]

19. Stay safe, Nance! We need you!

We need your insight into the insanity of these brain-starved zombie cultists.

Please, stay safe!!

[bucolic_frolic]

20. Thank you for a good reminder to be self-aware in public, location, location, location

There are people who just go about their business like they always did. Look, assess, plan your steps, even plan your breathing. (When someone sneezes in public, I am down the road without breathing before you can say DU.) It really is possible to avoid just about everyone.

[Fritz Walter]

21. MAGAts: you absolutely must accessorize!

In addition to wearing your ball caps* in public, if you’ve panic-bought an N95 mask, you are required to wear it proudly.

Yes, I know:
• “This (COVID-19) is all a Democrat(ic) Hoax!” Or...
• “This was a weaponized virus from China, N. Korea, Hillary, Biden,...”

And ignore that Made in China bit on the N95 mask packaging. It’s all part of the Deep State.

Finally, keep drinking the Flavor-Aid and watching Faux Gnus.

Oh, and “thoughts and prayers” when — not if — your family members succumb. Wasn’t this part of the foreshadowing of the Rapture™?

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* Exactly where was your ball cap manufactured? Ask a (surviving) family-member if you can’t read the tag by your-own-sorry-ass-self.

[erronis]

24. Suggest they also put their personal IQ on their cap. But it can't be higher that 45

or the furrer will be upset. "Nobody's smarter than me."

[samnsara]

27. ..and please keep you huge ass signs in your yard so we know where you live..