Use a Scarf!!

[Solomon]

doesn't have to be a mask.

[Newest Reality]

1. Gee whiz!

Shhh, don't tell the virus about sizes like microns, maybe they won't CATCH on and totally miss the opportunity to pass right through the cavern size holes in the fabric, huh?

Maybe some fake signs like: THIS IS TOO SMALL FOR YOU TO PASS THROUGH, SO MOVE ON!

[spooky3]

3. I'm planning to layer on about a dozen scarves. I figure that will keep the hole sizes down. My

first errand when doing this will be to withdraw money at the teller's cage at the bank. I am sure that the teller will appreciate my protecting him/her from the virus.

[LisaL]

6. Make sure you don't suffocate to death.

[spooky3]

20. Well, that would be better than COVID-19. And having to listen to Trump one more day. nt

[GopherGal]

8. Be sure and keep your hand in your pocket

and point your index finger at the teller to emphasize how considerate you're being in protecting him/her.

[spooky3]

19. LOL! Excellent advice! nt

[OhZone]

5. Yeah, like Wile E Coyote style signs.

[Sewa]

10. Do you know how that no mask is 100% effective

Air is sucked around the edges of any mask.

[LisaL]

12. Nothing is 100 % effective.

But something is better than nothing.

[Newest Reality]

13. Of course...

A touching the front of the mask doesn't help, either if you then touch your face, etc.

However, due to the issue of micron size, frontally, the correct type of mask, (or preferably a respirator) would be far more effective than any cloth or fabric which, essentially might limit aerosol drops, but it is still transparent to the virus.

[Yonnie3]

2. Will Birx share? n/t

[EarthFirst]

4. Will chiffon suffice?

[BamaRefugee]

7. Scarves are great to asphyxiate yourself with during his next "briefing"

[Totally Tunsie]

9. Dr. Birx is hoarding them all!

None to be found anywhere.

[Solomon]

14. Lol.

You can tell trump has stroked her ego. My wife identified that scarf and how expensive it is. But she also paid someone to make it look like it does.

[Totally Tunsie]

15. Is it Hermes?

Looks like the ones my former boss used to keep on hand in his office to give out to flight attendants, etc., hoping to score after landing. He'd buy them by the dozens. You'd be amazed how many sold out for a Hermes scarf.

Of course, he also scored collectible points with the Hermes salesgal, if ya' get what I mean. They work on commission and were very grateful.

[DinahMoeHum]

11. Or use a bandana.

n/t



#newrostrong

[LastDemocratInSC]

16. Not sure I want to walk into a bank wearing a scarf across my face.

[pecosbob]

17. When I go back into work tomorrow I will likely ring up a thousand customers

I will have no mask and I will likely only see one or two masks among that thousand. All will approach within six feet of me. Oh, and I'm sixty years of age. Thanks for all the humor...

[Raine]

18. A scarf is better then nothing

at least it sends a message that you're trying.