Trump: "Upon information and belief, Iran or its proxies are planning a sneak attack..."

[Miles Archer]

Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump

Upon information and belief, Iran or its proxies are planning a sneak attack on U.S. troops and/or assets in Iraq. If this happens, Iran will pay a very heavy price, indeed!
1:05 PM · Apr 1, 2020·Twitter for iPhone

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[TrishaJ]

1. Well it won't be a SNEAK attack now,

will it? SQUIRREL!!

[2naSalit]

17. +1

[ProfessorGAC]

2. And Belief

He wrote this himself. "Highly reliable intelligence" or "trustworthy & believable intelligence" would make sense.
This tweet doesn't!

[sop]

3. Tell me this is an April fool's joke.

[Newest Reality]

4. Well...

That didn't take long and though he is the biggest fool of all on this day...

Hey, how about a nice distraction or two? Really. Isn't it time? You bet. Get out whatever you got and throw it like a monkey flinging poo now. That's how you handle a pandemic.

HEY! LET'S GO TO WAR! That mucho macho El Presidente gets ready to putt another pile of steamy deflection.

Brace yourselves and that's on BELIEF!

[SWBTATTReg]

5. Yeah, right. Iran is undergoing some pretty bad crap (CV) so I suspect that they're unable to ...

mount anything worth a hoot, being that they're probably pretty occupied w/ other things. rump is just trying to gaslight again. Of course no evidence either.

[SheltieLover]

6. Has to do more

to please putin. and get oil prices up.🤮🤮🤮

[ck4829]

7. Hold up, are we sure Trump can handle the pandemic AND Iran at the same time?

[0rganism]

8. funny, i figured we'd get the famine before the war

looks like Trump proving me wrong again
i should just stop prognosticating about this situation

[Hugin]

10. Famine is a little more difficult to gin up.

Nothing gets the holli-polli in the streets with torches and pitchforks like being hungry.

But, I have every confidence Ol' King Poop Midas will get there.

[0rganism]

18. i figure it's not going to be an easy harvest this year

but famine is pretty slow moving, and maybe the newly unemployed 30% of the population will handle growing and picking the crops so they don't rot in the fields.

war is a much easier play, i feel like i should have seen this move coming

[Hugin]

9. Today's distraction...

Right on schedule.

[ProfessorGAC]

15. Look I'm Being President Today!

Weak effort.

[OregonBlue]

11. I wish thousands would just tweet back "SHUT UP".

[marlakay]

12. Is this his way of saying I

Am going to use virus to start war? Or his way of saying its the only distraction I can think of.

[spanone]

13. Someone lock this crazy motherfucker up....please.

he's had 'hunches' and 'beliefs' before and they are meaningless

[bdamomma]

14. He really is a ass

and a FOOL too.

He needs to be locked up period. He is our biggest threat.

[Hekate]

16. Why should we believe anything at all that Donald Clusterfck Trump tweets or says?

Who will rid us of this pestilential beast?

[crickets]

19. SQUIRREL!

[Baked Potato]

20. He did say he can cause panic if he wants...

[smirkymonkey]

21. Well, so much for those "Top Secret" intelligence briefings!