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Tue Apr 21, 2020, 12:37 AM

"Jesus is my vaccine"



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Reply "Jesus is my vaccine" (Original post)
SouthernCal_Dem Apr 2020 OP
Solly Mack Apr 2020 #1
Doodley Apr 2020 #2
Raine Apr 2020 #3
Blue Owl Apr 2020 #4
LastLiberal in PalmSprings Apr 2020 #5
Xolodno Apr 2020 #6
Marie Marie Apr 2020 #7
3catwoman3 Apr 2020 #8
stopbush Apr 2020 #9
Jamastiene Apr 2020 #10
KT2000 Apr 2020 #11
SouthernCal_Dem Apr 2020 #14
Crunchy Frog Apr 2020 #12
DFW Apr 2020 #13
KY_EnviroGuy Apr 2020 #15

Response to SouthernCal_Dem (Original post)

Tue Apr 21, 2020, 12:40 AM

1. Hmm. His family can put that on his casket blanket.

Wonder what flower goes with stupid.

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Response to SouthernCal_Dem (Original post)

Tue Apr 21, 2020, 12:48 AM

2. If Jesus is the vaccine, how come so many members of church congregations have died?

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Response to SouthernCal_Dem (Original post)

Tue Apr 21, 2020, 12:49 AM

3. Well I guess he's well taken care

of then, no worries then unless God is too busy looking out for people who aren't deliberately ignorant and stupid. God may have no time for fools ... ”God helps those who help themselves ”.

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Response to SouthernCal_Dem (Original post)

Tue Apr 21, 2020, 12:51 AM

4. I'm going to walk on the freeway -- Jesus will shield me

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Response to SouthernCal_Dem (Original post)

Tue Apr 21, 2020, 12:52 AM

5. I foresee a Craig's List ad for a green Mack truck cab.

Cheap.

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Response to SouthernCal_Dem (Original post)

Tue Apr 21, 2020, 12:55 AM

6. Jesus also said...

...don't tempt God. In other words, don't put your life in danger thinking God will intervene. His ministry was about treating others. And his miracles were about helping others....


...He was a classic liberal Jew.

These assholes need to read the Bible.

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Response to SouthernCal_Dem (Original post)

Tue Apr 21, 2020, 12:59 AM

7. Good Luck with that nonsense.

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Response to SouthernCal_Dem (Original post)

Tue Apr 21, 2020, 01:09 AM

8. He might be meeting Jesus sooner...

...rather than later.

Concrete for brains.

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Response to SouthernCal_Dem (Original post)

Tue Apr 21, 2020, 02:01 AM

9. Jesus said illnesses were caused by demons.

How is it that god knew so little about science?

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Response to SouthernCal_Dem (Original post)

Tue Apr 21, 2020, 02:24 AM

10. I have put up with assholes like those my whole life.

I cannot help but hope they learn different very soon.

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Response to SouthernCal_Dem (Original post)

Tue Apr 21, 2020, 03:07 AM

11. Is this in Washington?

The building looks familiar and the idiots too.

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Response to SouthernCal_Dem (Original post)

Tue Apr 21, 2020, 03:34 AM

12. I can't wait to see how effective it is.

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Response to SouthernCal_Dem (Original post)

Tue Apr 21, 2020, 03:40 AM

13. This is exactly what the Germans meant when they started telling the joke of the day:

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"What borders on stupid?"

Mexico and Canada.

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Response to SouthernCal_Dem (Original post)

Tue Apr 21, 2020, 09:32 AM

15. Those yellow flags.......




Always appropriate at times like this.....

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